Fun with the special "Awake" mausurbation issue!

MinisterAmos

Anyone who is active has already gone through the December masturbation isexsue and received the enlightening newsex.

NOW, the undercover Org haters amongst us have noticed all those blanks in the article, like "What do you do to reduce the frequency of viewing porn"? And "what do you do when you find pornography?"

I think that the answers practically write themselves!

NOW, a true JW always writes his or her name in their personal magazine right? So let's imagine if the fourth Gen son of the local PO leaves his "Awake" complete with juicy answers to the above questions open and in a place where it is sure to be found by a fanatic Dub.

NOW, of course we could have written that person's name in our "Awake" by accident right? But guess who will take the hard fall when everyone learns of their "habit"?

Break them from the inside, it hurts them more!

Satanus

Mouseybacon? I think my cat was into that, for a while. No more mice, no more mousey bacon. Simple cure.

S

Hortensia

not a good idea. But, they have a whole issue on masturbation? God, don't they ever think about anything else? They're really afraid that someone somewhere is having fun, aren't they?

WTWizard

What in hell is so wrong with masturbation or viewing porn? Is this the smokescreen that they need to hide the pedophile embarrassment they received last year? I guess it is OK to molest children and then silence them with threats of destruction, but masturbating (and oral sex and porn) are horrible.

worldtraveller

I was just wondering if Witnesses remember that they were not hatched from an egg. It was done by some awful act of fornication! Let's see...

First the male needs to get erected, like Super Tuesday, then the pencil enters the sharpener.... I mean just how would a Witness teach sex ed to their kids? Unless there is no point in having kids because.... OH nevermind.

oompa

I think they must do a sperm count check on every single bathroom drain at bethel...................oompa

feenx

what did the awake article say?

bebu

In all my many years of going to mainstream churches, I've NEVER ONCE heard a talk/sermon that brings up masturbation, let alone see it headline a church publication. The WTS is utterly obsessed with sex and trying to control folks. Freud would have a real field day.

bebu

is there help out there

Can some one scan and post the story from Awake. Thanks,

Fun with the special "Awake" mausurbation issue!

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