Cannabis Free~

by Sparkplug 37 Replies latest jw friends

  • Sparkplug
    Sparkplug

    Yesterday I bought a pack of smokes called Cannabis free. I thought that maybe if it was good, as in something unique I could save a pack for Crumples when she gets here.

    So I lit one up in the car and proceeded to smoke it. OMG!!!! It smells just like weed. It taste just like weed. I was kind of freaked out. I read the ingredients, and it is:Nepeta cataria, Skullcap, Lettuce opium, and mint. (all known for thier relaxing properties)

    My daughter got in the car, and I thought to myself that I would stay quiet and see how badly she freaked. She said nothing....so about 5 minutes later I asked her did she not smell that? She laughed so hard because she thought I was really smoking a blunt and trying to do it on the sly. She was thinking to herself what a dang cool mom she had and was wondering where the stash was so she could find it.

    NOW HOW MESSED UP is that?

    We both laughed so very hard. But I best not smoke that in the car anymore...I know I would have trouble if pulled over by the police...LMAO

    Dexi

  • oompa
    oompa

    That sounds dang tempting......was it good?..........................oompa

  • hillbilly
    hillbilly

    I dont know about Texas ... but were I am from "odor" detected by a peace officer is "probable cause"

    ~Hill

  • Sparkplug
    Sparkplug

    I dont know about Texas ... but were I am from "odor" detected by a peace officer is "probable cause"

    ~Hill

    I think it is the same. I doubt if pulled over I would have had a good time of it. But it was fun for the prank. It was not relaxing like it said it was. I think smoking lettuce has to be something like a hooka...maybe. The tobacco man said that the same is sold for hookas. Did I spell that right? Anyhow, I really did not like the smell, And there is no point in puffing it. BUT I do think it would be funny to throw a party with alcohol free beer, and these fake ciggs and fake wine. Just to see people's reaction. You know?

    LOL

  • prophecor
    prophecor

    As of September 1st of 2007, I no longer smoke, but if the ingredients in those chuggers are enough to calm you down, I'd like to try, just one. Just one one more thing, where's the nicotine?

  • Sparkplug
    Sparkplug
    Just one one more thing, where's the nicotine?

    There is none. Basically you are smoking lettuce. Not to make a story to promote smoking because it is still bad...but I was amused.

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    Yesterday I bought a pack of smokes called Cannabis free. I thought that maybe if it was good, as in something unique I could save a pack for Crumples when she gets here.

    So I lit one up in the car and proceeded to smoke it. OMG!!!! It smells just like weed. It taste just like weed. I was kind of freaked out. I read the ingredients, and it is:Nepeta cataria, Skullcap, Lettuce opium, and mint. (all known for thier relaxing properties)

    Oh we are going to have fun honey when I get there. What with lettuce opium and dragons blood incense. Maybe we should grow our armpit hair and become eco warriers too! LOL!

    (I left about 6 packets of empties on Hemp Lover's porch for you of Marlboro Lights with the fatal warnings on them for you as well).

    Can't wait to see you!

  • Sparkplug
    Sparkplug
    dragons blood incense

    OMG you remembered. I don't even remember telling you...Whoops! But always have a huge stash...My FAVORITE!

    And now I need to go to hemps and get thos packages if she has them still. lol they crack me up in a very sad way. I need to tape them to my mirror.

    Decki

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    Hey if Hempy hasnt tidied up her porch yet then you'll have to spank her for me - of course she COULD be keeping them for sentimental reasons ...

    You put the dragons blood incense thing on my sensory thread a week or two ago and it really intrigued me as I've never smelt it and am of course dying too now! Along with lettuce opium ciggies!

    (PS incidentally your daughter does have a "cool" mom and a very "hot" one too!)

  • Sparkplug
    Sparkplug
    dragons blood incense thing

    I remember now!! I will have to drive over there and pick you up some to take back just in case you like it.

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