WHAT GENETIC DEFECTS WAS NOAH CARRYING IN HIS GENES?

by badboy 20 Replies latest jw friends

  • badboy
    badboy

    ANY TAKERS?

  • MsMcDucket
    MsMcDucket

    To the religious, it would be being born in sin.

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    Noah had the get drunk and get naked genetic defect, which many men have inherited today...can you blame him!!! After building a friggin ARK!! No wonder he party's like it's 999.

  • outofthebox
    outofthebox

    LOL LOL LOL

    Witness 007, you are killing me here. I agree.

    -ootb

  • Mariusuk.
    Mariusuk.

    Apparently according to historically reports he could not in fact swim due to a genetic anomaly

  • edmond dantes
    edmond dantes

    I don't think it has been revealed to us through the New World Soc. but his mother new what it was because she took one look at him when he was born and said Oh no! argh ,hence the name Noah.

    I won't say he was an ugly baby but when he was born his mother slapped the midwife.

  • Barbie Doll
    Barbie Doll

    I did;t look . lol lol lol

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    I will take on a few:

    Sickle cell anemia. Cystic fibrosis. Genes for high blood pressure and cholesterol. Muscular distrophy. Marfan's syndrome. Color blindness. Some cancers. Premature arthritis. And just about every genetic defect we now have.

    Or, perhaps the whole thing was a fairy tale.

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    Noah had the Oh my God I've got a thousand splinters in my hands and my thumbs are huge and red genetic defect....mud up to his knees and then God tells him to eat the stinking animals that he's been carrying around the stinky Ark for 40 stinking days and nights. "But, Jehovah..I'm a vegetarian?"...{Noah shaking his drunken fist at heaven yells} "Why don't you just shoot me God...JUST SHOOT ME!!!" Noahs sons look at each other and say: "Why the hell did we bring soo much wine?"

  • tan
    tan

    Now we all know that he was CLOSER to perfection...

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