Being a JW: Like a Competitive Sport???

kurtbethel

Welcome to the WTBTS 2008 Olympics!

Our first competition is the 50 yard literature placement dash.

This will be followed by the Bible ping pong event with the householder.

Then competition will commence in the Field Service Marathon.

Finishing up will be slolem Theocratic Warfare Strategy.

Gold medal gets you annointed, Silver gets a slot in the New Order and Bronze gets an internship at Bethel.
oompa

Absolutely
How many tracts did you get out, hours you get in, magazines placed......and on and on....and if you turn in the piece of paper it and turn it in....you actually get a lifelong TRACK record, and track is a sport, as is who cleaned best in the Mens room or the person doing the ladies room?...................Thanks for steaming me up!!!........................................................................oompa