Jesus, Descender! If I ever had that kinda fun, I'd still be going to assemblies today. Sounds more like you were all on a world tour of descension. I don't blame you.
Everyone I ever knew, acted piously. You couldn't break a twig in the forest, and get away with it. Of course, they were no better than anyone else. I wonder how some could listen to endless hours of spiritual instruction and do the opposite. If that wasn't enough, then the bothers would ask you to go on feild service on Saturday.
Heck, I can't blame anyone that didn't go though. After all, if I woke up on a Saturday after having a good screw with some unknown witness girl, and was nursing a hangover, I wouldn't go either. There just wasn't one little prick, that would ever cut me any slack. Now they have to deal with the devil.
If I brought up stuff, like the real goings on at assemblies, I would never be beleived and would be blacklisted.
If I did the things other kids did. I would not only be beleived, but punished to the full extent of theocratic witness law. ( If beheading were only possible) I despise elders for this, while protecting there own delinquent misfits and acting like insufferable, riteous hippocrates. My parents took all my power away, and assisted the elders wherever they could, to make sure it remained that way.
There's those that have a relatively nice existance of being an aloof witness, and those that suffer endless blows from fanatical egotists that are deluded in reality. I am a poster boy for the latter.