If God offered to answer you three questions, what would you ask Him? I would ask him: 1. Who stole my diary? 2. Are there any other earthlike planets in the universe with the purpose of being inhabited by humans? 3. Who is His most favorite (loyal, faithful, friend) living human today?
Questions to God
by heyfea 18 Replies latest jw friends
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RubaDub
1). Did Jesus die on a stake or a cross (so we can put that matter to rest)
2). What type of "fruit" did Adam and Eve eat (so we can put that matter to rest)
3. What did Bathsheba look like without clothes (just curious)
Rub a Dub
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Gopher
Which God do you mean? There are so many to choose from.
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heyfea
Gopher, play along. But if you insist, anyone who can answer thruthfully.
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willdabeerman
I find it wise not to ask me so many questions at one time. So lets start at one and go from there.
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heyfea
Willdabeerman Are you Argentine?
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Gopher
1. What's your name?
2. Do you have any plans for planet earth?
3. What really happens when we die?
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LtCmd.Lore
I wouldn't trust a single thing he told me.
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Dogaradodya
I find it wise not to ask me so many questions at one time. So lets start at one and go from there.
Willdabeerman, are you Argentine?
I think he's God!... OMG!
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ex-nj-jw
1. Why couldn't you give us clear directions, instead of the bible written by man that's not so clear?
2. Why did you have to make everyone suffer, couldn't you just zap the bad ones and move on?
3. Why does it take you so long to get things done?
4. Why didn't you get it right the first time, that is if you are god?
Sorry, I had to throw and extra one in there.
nj