What's your favourite "Murphy's Law"

by JH 17 Replies latest jw friends

  • JH
    JH

    If you buy a lottery ticket, the clerc serving you is a new JW at your hall that you'll meet next time you attend.

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    Junk expands to fill the space available

  • JH
    JH

    New systems generate new problems

    I guess it won't be paradise afterall....

  • Mastodon
    Mastodon

    Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate...

    The chance of a piece of bread falling with the butter side down is directly proportionate to the cost of the carpet...

  • Sad emo
    Sad emo

    The original and best:

    If anything can go wrong, it will.

  • chickpea
    chickpea

    the horowitz imperative: murphy was an optimist

  • r51785
    r51785

    Cole's Law: Anything that can go wrong with cabbage and mayonnaise will.

  • Cellist
    Cellist

    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

    Cellist

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