Come to think of it, heaven (as a metaphysical place where God resides) if it exists will be an unexpected bonus.
On the other hand, Hell (as a metaphysical place with eternal torture) if it exists will be a bonus too. After all, if I go to this 'Hell' I'll still be alive, for all eternity to boot. I'm sure that after a couple of billion years I'll have gotten used to the pain and won't even notice when they gough my eyes out for the trillionth time. I wonder if the punishment can be said to fit my 'crime'?
(since there are so many posters here now that are unable to discern humor and takes everything literally and are offended at the drop of a hat: This post was slightly tongue-in-cheek, but with an edge. Thank you.)