Didn't I tell you? He's finally made "publisher", after six long years! woo......hoo How does that happen? Thats patience!It goes like this.
- You follow a hot Witness chick to the Kingdom hall.
- She turns you down, but you see there are some other hot chicks there. You start studying.
- You make publisher, but you are not tuned in to all the rules. You start dating another hot chick. You get engaged and go on a little pre-wedding honeymoon.
- For some odd reason, no-one from the Kingdom hall shows up for your wedding. Your marriage ends due to infidelity (on your part) within a year. You walk away from the society. There's no DF'ing, nothing. The hall would rather forget you ever existed. You try and forget your troubles by working out and being a good boy.
- Nine years later, you are finally divorced. You take up with another hot chick. This time she's a little more serious, and a little more religious. But not a witness.
- But hey, why mess with what you know? You start studying again. You don't tell your study leader you are dating. This lasts about a year.
- She moves to another city and you follow, moving in. When you switch halls, you don't tell your study leader you are living together. There's a year-long bureaucratic snafu, as the sending hall doesn't even have a publisher's card on you. You are a weird unknown who just shows up on their doorstep. This takes another couple years.
- You get married on the sly. You hint to your study leader that you might be "dating" an "unbeliever". The study leader freaks out and gives you a long list of reasons why you might "die" if you get involved with someone like that. You clam up.
- Days within being approved for publisher, your new wife takes matters in to her own hands by showing up at the Kingdom hall. The proverbial bull-pucky hits the fan.
- The elders decide you are lacking in basic education and send you on another round of book study. You are now starting to study the same books again.
- Your wife finds out what they are really saying about you at the hall, through a chance meeting on the internet. You confront the brother. Bull-pucky returns and the elders gnash their teeth. There's no more priveleges they can remove from you. The internet sister leaves the society. You remain in the elder's bad books for a couple more years. You switch halls.
- It takes another year and a bit for the new brothers to warm up to you. Wouldn't you just love to see what the first elder's body wrote about you?
In a nutshell, this is how it can take six years to get reinstated. Can you spell b-a-d a-s-s-o-c-i-a-t-i-o-n boys and girls?
...OUTLAW