i still haven't found what I'm looking for?

spacegirl

I have played my trumpet for God in the Salvation Army. I have taken confession and holy communion with the Catholics. I danced down Oxford Street banging a tambourine with the Hare Krishnas. I raised my arms up to heaven with the Charismatics. I've meditated with the Buddhists. I've spoke in tongues with the Pentecostals. I've sung sea shanties with the Fisherman's Mission, been blessed by Greek Orthodox monks. I've done Yoga with yogis. I've raised the roof with rousing hymns with the Baptists. I've practised Tai Chi with old old Chinese men. I've had my head well and truly bible bashed by the Jehovah's Witnesses. I went on a pilgrimage to Glastonbury and hailed the great goddess on top of the Tor but I still haven't found what I'm looking for.

So I have started my own religion. Coming soon (not just yet) is www.spaceism.net and it is the only religion guaranteed to satisfy and never let you down. Because you are your own God and your own bible is in your heart. I promise not to become dogmatic (hmmm) someone will have to set up a website called Watch the Space or something just to make sure I'm all above board. I'll let any interested converts know more about this brand new religion which was formed two weeks ago very soon. New converts will be Space Cadets and there will definitely not be a collection.
WATCH this SPace as they say.

proplog2

I follow Judy Tenuta --- I believe in Judy-ism

Naeblis

Will you let me look at your boobies?

nowaytess

I like to ask you have you ever Just invited Jesus in you life an dno string attched to him on your end?

It looks like from you post, you tried everying else, including Christian religions.

I am very afraid you just might suceed in your new founded religion. Let me ask you will it fil the void you are craving for in your soul? If you tried everying else, not startng you own religion will fill your soul, but may fill you pockets with cash.

edward gentry

well, considering I was a witness , a mormon, an adventist,joined the ashtar command, the orion command, amway,church universal and triumphant plus the elonias foundation and the lodge of 13 I guess I might as well join your group next once I quit fellowshipping with the zamelin group and dump the Boston church of Christ

spacegirl

there's not much to look at Naeblis I'm afraid

spacegirl

I'm not intending to take myself as seriously as you might think but thank you for your helpful comments. Jesus has been asked to play a role in this new religion and has given me his blessings based on the fact that he loves me and that I make him laugh. God sent his apologies to the first Planning Meeting due to the crisis in Afghanistan but has assured me of his support wholeheartedly. As did Allah, Mr Iyengar, Mohammed, The Pope, Gandhi and Mother Theresa. All others I am still awaiting replies on. Any others I have forgotten please let me know. As for the money aspect I never thought of that - can you start sending it straight away please. Accounts will be published in the New Year.

edward gentry

well i grant you my permission also child, so you are now imbued with all the authority you need to go forth and multiply.

TheOldHippie

Having been a Lutheran, a Catholic, a Pentecostalist, a Mormon, a Worldwide Church of God - guy, an Occultist and a Yoga / Meditation guy, and a Communist/Maoist/Socialist/Left-Winger/Red Guard/US-embassy window-crusher, I guess you'll find many prospective members here.

nowaytess

I don't think I will be sending you any money.

Depste everything in the end you will have to render an accout at teh end of your life. I guess your sarcasim help you deal with the deep pain you are feeling. It ia hard once you been hoodwinked by the WTBS to just take it out on eveey one and everything.

YOu can make fun of me, but I wouldnot want to stand in your shoes before God.

i still haven't found what I'm looking for?

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