Just got home from buying my mega millions lottery ticket(Its at $280M)
I was thinking on the way home 'when I win should I thank Jehovah for this bountiful blessing?' Say something like I prayed to Jehovah before I bought the ticket.
Can you imagine the backlash if someone in a high publicity lottery were to thank Jehovah. You will have the common man seeking bible studies left and right, while the Dubs are wondering if this is a good thing or not.
Would you thank Jehovah?!?
by darth frosty 9 Replies latest jw friends
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darth frosty
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NewYork44M
I no longer talk to god. But, if you do have a conversation with him tell him I said "Hey. What's up?" Can't think of anything I want to thank him for. But if he asks tell him I am doing just fine. Thank you very much.
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momzcrazy
I would thank the god of luck. Maybe do a bonfire and sacrifice a stuffed animal in gratitude.
momz
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zeroday
I was thinking on the way home 'when I win should I thank Jehovah for this bountiful blessing?' Say something like I prayed to Jehovah before I bought the ticket.
YEA I'll pray to jehober to win and then spend it all on hookers and blow...actually do blow off hookers back side...then the hookers....
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momzcrazy
zeroday, you rock.
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WTWizard
If I won a huge lottery ticket winning, I would rather thank Satan for delivering me from that Almighty Thief Jehovah. That should turn others away from Jehovah--and I would hope that people that quit their "Bible(??)" studies and become anti-witless would start winning quite big lottery payouts in due time. Maybe then people would stop joining--including the immigrants that seem to be the biggest influx of 2007.
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Eyes Open
Heh; this reminds me of when Venus Williams thanked her God, Jehovah, for the opportunity of winning Wimbledon. I was still in at the time and was disgusted!
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real one
Thank God and show him how grateful you are by going to help the poor!
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kwintestal
I'd thank Jehovah and Jesus' dad, EL, the father of the gods.
Kwin
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Hermano
For $280 mil, IF I had asked Jehovah for the winning ticket and I won it, hell yeah I'd thank him.