Would you thank Jehovah?!?

by darth frosty 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • darth frosty
    darth frosty

    Just got home from buying my mega millions lottery ticket(Its at $280M)
    I was thinking on the way home 'when I win should I thank Jehovah for this bountiful blessing?' Say something like I prayed to Jehovah before I bought the ticket.

    Can you imagine the backlash if someone in a high publicity lottery were to thank Jehovah. You will have the common man seeking bible studies left and right, while the Dubs are wondering if this is a good thing or not.

  • NewYork44M
    NewYork44M

    I no longer talk to god. But, if you do have a conversation with him tell him I said "Hey. What's up?" Can't think of anything I want to thank him for. But if he asks tell him I am doing just fine. Thank you very much.

  • momzcrazy
    momzcrazy

    I would thank the god of luck. Maybe do a bonfire and sacrifice a stuffed animal in gratitude.

    momz

  • zeroday
    zeroday
    I was thinking on the way home 'when I win should I thank Jehovah for this bountiful blessing?' Say something like I prayed to Jehovah before I bought the ticket.

    YEA I'll pray to jehober to win and then spend it all on hookers and blow...actually do blow off hookers back side...then the hookers....

  • momzcrazy
    momzcrazy

    zeroday, you rock.

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    If I won a huge lottery ticket winning, I would rather thank Satan for delivering me from that Almighty Thief Jehovah. That should turn others away from Jehovah--and I would hope that people that quit their "Bible(??)" studies and become anti-witless would start winning quite big lottery payouts in due time. Maybe then people would stop joining--including the immigrants that seem to be the biggest influx of 2007.

  • Eyes Open
    Eyes Open

    Heh; this reminds me of when Venus Williams thanked her God, Jehovah, for the opportunity of winning Wimbledon. I was still in at the time and was disgusted!

  • real one
    real one

    Thank God and show him how grateful you are by going to help the poor!

  • kwintestal
    kwintestal

    I'd thank Jehovah and Jesus' dad, EL, the father of the gods.

    Kwin

  • Hermano
    Hermano

    For $280 mil, IF I had asked Jehovah for the winning ticket and I won it, hell yeah I'd thank him.

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