I think we are all intelligent enough to have figured out that it isn't "real" serenja...it appears to me (and I could be wrong) to be a tongue in cheek type joke...where they most likely believe a major portion of this...but joke about it so as not to appear to be patting themselves on the back.
Jem and his relationship with this elder AND his reasons for staying in the JW org appear to me to be HIS business...
As for me and my household...we enjoyed the post Jem