Noah and the high altitude. (page 2)

Hortensia

Ararat was the last stop. They dropped off most of the animals a little closer to their homes so they wouldn't have to swim or hike so far.

kurtbethel

Hi Shepard Book.

That's gorram funny.

Keep flying.

Leolaia

Your questions answered:

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/106297/1844564/post.ashx#1844564

Now why didn't I think of that.It looks as if old Noah was the first in a long line of cruise ship entrepaneurs but he specialised in the livestock trade of course.I wonder if he collected the animals that way or did he have to close the bullk head doors before embarking.

I can picture the scene ; Noah on the bridge addressing the ships company, "Ladies, gentlemen and animals now follows a health and safety address which I have to read out to you, before we sail, under Genesis section 5A Paragraph 3 ammendment 56 as of the Euphraties /Tigress aggreament drawn up by brother Adam and sister Eve .If you look to the port and starboard sides for the life boats you will notice we haven't got any that's because due to the strength of the Ark we don't need them. There are a number of life jackets available but please do not grab an octopus by mistake as did our dearly departed Sponge Bob Square Pants. However we have been warned to watch out for the trouble making serpents ,they are on board but are no longer allowed to walk on deck ,they can only crawl on their bellies.Thank you for sailing Ark cruises have a pleasent voyage to all you chosen crew, I mean few.

IP_SEC

Im pretty sure antimatter had something to do with it.

Meeting Junkie No More

Just wondering - did the lion and the lamb lie down peaceably together for the duration of the trip?

Leolaia

Yes, indeed, the GOPHER 3000 was antimatter powered.

"A river went out from Eden to water the garden. From there it divided and became the source of four rivers. The name of the first is Pishon, which encircles the entire land of the Havilah, where there is gold. Gold from that land is pure; bdellium, onyx, and dilithium crystals are also there" (Genesis 2:10-11; Starfleet Standard Version).

Awakened07

Don't forget, he released all those freshwater fish he kept in aquariums since they would not survive a salt water flood. They somehow swam across seas to all continents. Yes, they did.

-You haven't kept up with the work done by the esteemed Creationist Scientists, I see. It's pretty obvious that the fresh water (with the fish inside) floated up like a bubble in the salt water, and floated on top of the salty sea until it was over. If you don't believe this, all you have to do is go visit the Creation Museum. They can cite evidence for this, such as... well, let's see, there's clear evidence of this in the... the... when we dig through the layers of... the..... OK - see, the evidence... It's... erm... well... it's complicated. It just happened that way, OK!?

edmond dantes

leolaia,

I need some of that trianary booster thruster with that multidimentional capability ,is it available on prescription ?

007,

I am sure Noah had an extremely large A frame,winch and pulley; He definately had a big pulley or maybe it was a cardigan.

Noah and the high altitude.

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