Some cute jokes on religion I read today

by Hope4Others 18 Replies latest social humour

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  horrible life

  Those are funny. Here are some I found today.

  http://christianquoter.blogspot.com/2008/02/humour-christiansquotingorguk.html

  Flies spread disease . Keep yours zipped.

  What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an Atheist?
  Someone who knocks at your door for no apparent reason.

  Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer.

  I will find humour in my everyday life by looking for people I can laugh at.

  Mary had a little lamb,
  Her father shot it dead.
  Now Mary takes the lamb to school
  Between two hunks of bread.
  
  Mary had a little bear
  To which she was so kind
  And everywhere that Mary went
  You saw her bear behind.
  
  Mary had a little watch,
  She swallowed it one day,
  The doctor gave her castor oil
  To pass the time away.
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  chickpea

  what do you get when you cross an agnostic with an insomniac and a dyslexic?

  someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.........
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  yumbby

  chickpea, I think thats one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard. LOL
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  SPAZnik

  chickpea, i forgot about that one! awesome!
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  SPAZnik

  very cute H4O :)
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  free2think

  I had a good laugh, thanks H4O, i liked the last one especially.
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  hamsterbait

  The local barber decides to retire.

  The butcher goes for a haircut. When its over the barber says

  "this haircut is on me - take it as a gift on my retirement."

  The next day, on the steps of his shop, the barber finds a box, full of steaks, chops sausages.

  The Baker goes for his haircut. When its over the barber says

  "this is on me - take it as a retirement gift."

  The next day on the steps of his shop, the barber finds a basket full of fluffy rolls, cakes and pastries.

  A JW Pioneer goes for a haircut. When its over the barber says

  "this is on me - take it as a retirement gift."

  The next day on the steps of his shop, there are 20 pioneers, waiting for a free haircut.

  HB
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  SirNose586

  Hope4, those were really, really good. I don't tell too many jokes, but I'm building a repetoir...

  Everyone else, y'all were hilarious, especially that JW pioneer joke. Too bad I don't think I can use it on the dubs....
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  Anti-Christ

  All these joke's are good.

  Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer.

  this reminds me of one. Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man how to fish and you will feed him for life. Give a man a religion and he will die of hunger praying for a fish.