by Outaservice 13 Replies latest jw friends
I WAS JUST THINKING IF I HAD 365 FRIENDS AND SPENT JUST ONE DAY A YEAR VISITING EACH ONE AT THEIR HOME FOR MEALS, STAYING OVERNIGHT, ETC., I WOULD NEVER HAVE TO WORK! AND SEEING THEM ONLY ONCE A YEAR, THEY WOULD NOT GET 'SICK' OF YOU OR BE BURDENED EITHER!
WOULD ANYONE VOLUNTEER TO BE MY FRIEND? SO FAR, I'VE GOT TWO, OR POSSIBLY JUST ONE, MY MOTHER.
OUTASERVICE (WHO'S TIRED OF WORKING!)
A lazy bum of a friend? Who WOULDN'T want one? ;-)
Sorry, but the part of lazy bum is played by me. Obedient sycophant is available, however!
(Actually, you're welcome to bum a day's food and lodging from me -- pop on by!)
Dave
hey... for me keep it simple... can each of ya'll send me a dollar?
Hill
only thing is you'll have to get around to these mates. Free food and lodging here in South Africa - you can be my bodyguard as well. (I cook really well *bribe*)
I'll make a reservation for you on February 29th 2012.
The 366th day.
BTW, what if I like you and don't want to share you with 365 other people?
Sounds like someone’s missing the life of a "circuit overseer"…??
No no no, what you want is to be a CO or DO. You didn't mention 'free car and cash for expenses'.
I don't know about every day - but I am sure you could plan a nice road trip and do that among us apostate brothers and sisters out here.
I would love to have you come by my humble digs for a day or two.
Jeff
WOULD ANYONE VOLUNTEER TO BE MY FRIEND? SO FAR, I'VE GOT TWO, OR POSSIBLY JUST ONE, MY MOTHER.
OUTASERVICE (WHO'S TIRED OF WORKING!)
WELL WHAT A RUDDY NERVE!!! Here you always said I WAS ALREADY a friend. NO you cant come here
Hey, you're not far from me. I already have a 41 year old orphan living here. Maybe you could share the bunkbeds in my son's room. It has a private bathroom too. But I won't do your laundry.
momz
