Gods chosen people penis ID system...always works too.

oompa

I guess the reason the Jews in Bible times wore a skirt was to show off their winky whenever it was required. "Are you a true man of God...really, well then, whip it out!" Kinda hard to argue the point if you were completely packin.

Why does God not have an ID for his people today, and don't say the blood card, as that can easily be faked. Maybe a mark in the head (ouch, too close to the old ID system), or a tattoo, haircut....burns, beard?

Just a weekend thought of our interesting ol Bible...........................oompa

journey-on

That's true, Oompa....and they don't even have funny underwear like the Mormons do. "You say you're a Mormon, show me your underwear. Yep, you're a Mormon alright!"

Nothing....zip...nada...for the poor ole JWs. (unless you count that dull look in their eyes)

IP_SEC

Circumscribing the pen is was common long before the joos used it.

Hope4Others

Apparently,
This is dedicated to those men that have the courage to wear their kilts, everyday or even just one day a year!
~ REAL MEN WEAR KILTS ~

This year's Official Kilt Day is Sunday, March 09, 2008
Of course, you can wear your kilt proudly every day of the year..

Say that's today guys!!!

Hope4Others

10,000. worth in the forehead!

http://www.flicklife.com/efd4c14e3a415fa0a301/WILD_GIRL_GETTING_FOREHEAD_TATTOO.html

hope4others

VM44

OK, here is a serious question....Why did the Jewish men need a distinguishing attribute to set them apart as Jehovah's people, but such a thing was not necessary for the women?

Or does this have something more to do with the culture back then?

oompa

VM, I almost addressed this in my original post, but instead used PEOPLE instead of men....I am pretty sure women were somewhere between sheep and cattle...maybe even an equal.........oompa

JK666

I'm cut and I am proud. Should I start celebrating Hanukkah?

JK

JK666

JW men are identified by their really cheap polyester suits.

JK

Olin Moyles Ghost

Oompa,

I have long considered circumcision to be one of the strangest things in the Bible. I imagine Jehovah, J.C., and the angels up there in heaven trying to dream up the craziest "tests of faith" for their servants.

Jehovah: OK, I've got this guy Abram. He says he wants to be my servant. What should I make him do to prove he's for real?

Angel 1: Sacrifice his firstborn child!

Jehovah: Well, he doesn't have any kids yet, but I'll keep that one in the back of my mind for later.

Angel 2: Sell his house and live in tents!

Jehovah: Yeah, that's ok...might do that...c'mon, let's get some out-of-the-box thinking here!

Angel 3: OK, how about this: Have him take a sharp rock and cut off part of his penis. Tell him that he and all his male offspring must do this for the rest of their generations, and that if he refuses, he is dead in your (God's) eyes.

Jehovah: Brilliant! (to the other angels): keep an eye on this one; he's going places.

Gods chosen people penis ID system...always works too.

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