alternative medicine/healing...tried any? is it nuts?

by oompa 26 Replies latest jw friends

  • Uzzah
    Uzzah

    Caveate - I have not reviewed the science behind the following but received it today:

    A sliced Carrot looks like the human eye The pupil, iris and radiating lines look just like the human eye...and YES science now shows that carrots greatly enhance blood flow to and function of the eyes. A Tomato has four chambers and is red. The heart is red and has four chambers. All of the research shows tomatoes are indeed pure heart and blood food. Grapes hang in a cluster that has the shape of the heart. Each grape looks like a blood cell and all of the research today shows that grapes are also profound heart and blood vitalizing food. A Walnut looks like a little brain, a left and right hemisphere, upper cerebrums and lower cerebellums. Even the wrinkles or folds are on the nut just like the neo-cortex. We now know that walnuts help develop over 3 dozen neuron-transmitters for brain function. Kidney Beans actually heal and help maintain kidney function and yes, they look exactly like the human kidneys. Celery, Bok Choy, Rhubarb and more look just like bones. These foods specifically target bone strength. Bones are 23% sodium and these foods are 23% sodium. If you don't have enough sodium in your diet the body pulls it from the bones, making them weak. These foods replenish the skeletal needs of the body. Eggplant, Avocadoes and Pears target the health and function of the womb and cervix of the female - they look just like these organs. Today's research shows that when a woman eats 1 avocado a week, it balances hormones, sheds unwanted birth weight and prevents cervical cancers. And how profound is this? .... It takes exactly 9 months to grow an avocado from blossom to ripened fruit. There are over 14,000 photolytic chemical constituents of nutrition in each one of these foods (modern science has only studied and named about 141 of them). Figs are full of seeds and hang in twos when they grow. Figs increase the motility of male sperm and increase the numbers of Sperm cells to overcome male sterility. Sweet Potatoes look like the pancreas and actually balance the glycemic index of diabetics. Olives assist the health and function of the ovaries Grapefruits, Oranges, and other Citrus fruits look just like the mammary glands of the female and actually assist the health of the breasts and the movement of lymph in and out of the breasts. Onions look like body cells. Today's research shows that onions help clear waste materials from all of the body cells They even produce tears which wash the epithelial layers of the eyes.
    NOW.........GO EAT SOMETHING HEALTHY!!!!!!!!!!!


  • Finally-Free
    Finally-Free

    I think I'm going to eat more of these!

    alt

  • MissingLink
    MissingLink

    Abso-freakin-lutely nuts!

    If a chiropractor says he'll help your back or leg pain - fair enough. If he says he's going to cure your warts - its a scam.

    If someone wants to wash out your butt-hole to cure your cancer - it's a scam.

    I've had much too much experience debunking these crazy claims.

  • Tired of the Hypocrisy
    Tired of the Hypocrisy

    I have tried a few things. Chiropractors ahve helped me and many folks I know.

    I am also sure many cell salts are ok too. I gave my son colic tablets to dissolve under his tongue when he was a baby and they worked almost immediately.

    I also use Dr. Franks Joint and Muscle Pain Relief Spray and find it does work at least temporarily. It is a spray under your tongue thing too.

  • Hope4Others
    Hope4Others

    Perhaps you might look up info on rolfing and or /hellerwork

    it deals with the fascia, fascia tissue becomes sticky its a thin layer or ban over the muscles, often caused by lack of

    hydration. A rolfer or a hellerworker can thru a deep tissue massage helps to move this connective tissue, this method is often refered to as structural integration.

    They mention here 10 sessions but you can strictly go for the area's that concern you.

    alt

    hope4others

    p.s. hope I haven't offended you in your previous threads!

  • Justitia Themis
    Justitia Themis

    I have multiple injured-worker clients who have been helped greatly by Hellerwork. One woman was facing bi-lateral carpal tunnel surgery. After Hellerwork, she no longer needed surgery.

  • Black Sheep
    Black Sheep

    I had a crook back on and off for years. No doctor was any help.

    I went to the gym...

    My tutor gave me ab exercises and (god forbid) DEADLIFTS.

    "You are going to wreck my back you mad bastard!"

    "No, It'll fix it!"

    He was right and I was wrong. Thank god I listened to him.

    I have also got rid of some nasty looking 'moles' using an 'alternative' cure that predates modern medicine. Sometimes I wonder if the term 'alternative' is used by the medical profession in the same manner that the WT uses the term, 'Apostate".

    Cheers
    Chris

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