some of those are brilliant. definately worth a read
Yet more proofs of God's existence- When will the non-believers get it?
by nvrgnbk 27 Replies latest jw friends
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JK666
Proof #667:
1. OBVES says that God exists.
2. OBVES is a man of God and a prophet.
3. Therefore, God exists.
JK
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BurnTheShips
Heh, the NVRGNBK defense:
ARGUMENT FROM FORMATTING
- Behold, foolish theists, I present you with an incontrovertible proof of the non-existence of God.
- [Atheist posts 10,000 word document from an atheist website]
- [Theists’ eyes implode]
- Cheerlead dittoheads.
- Totally ignore thoughtful responses to a long article you didn't write yourself.
- Therefore, God doesn’t exist.
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nvrgnbk
You gotta love Burn's tenacity.
Or is it ferocity?
The burden of proof lies on those making extraordinary claims.
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frankiespeakin
I would like to express my opinion about this god thing.
I have no proof either way to prove there is or isn't some type of god thing,, hey for all I know there could be a bird god, dog god, or even a universe god,, or a god over this universe god sort of a multi universe god that makes the god of this universe look like a dumb shit. (You Never KNow).
But one thing I think we can establish with a measurable degree of certainty is that the bible god is a real dumb fuck that treats people like shit. And that calling this mythological diety a god of "Love" is a very problem-matic and highly biased belief that distorts the normal sense of love and justice.
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Sirona
ROFLMAO!
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nvrgnbk
421. ARGUMENT FROM ACCEPTANCE SPEECHES
(1) First of all, I'd like to thank my lord and savior, Jesus Christ.
(2) [shout out to all my homies in the balcony]
(3) I couldn't have done this without Jesus.
(4) Therefore, God exists.