Worship The Lard

by SixofNine 14 Replies latest jw friends

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    Praise Him all the Days of your Life! He is worthy. Jiggly,firmly,jiggly is He.

    God our savior showed us how good and kind he is. He saved us because of his mercy, and not because of any good things we may have over-done. God washed us by the power of the Holy Spirit (sacred lard smoke). He gave us fresh bacon and a phat big ending. God sent Porky Pig our savior to give us his Spirit (lard smoke). Porky treated us much better than we deserve. He made us acceptable to God (scent of burning fat, and all dat) and gave us the hope of eternal life. James (Cromwell) 3:4-7

    Without Porky in my life, I would not be able to function. To be in this world and never taste Him is unimaginable to me. I would be so hungry I just hate to think where I would be only having to depend on me.

    God is our heavenly Father. Porky is our Lard and savior. Tell me how you praise him and how grateful you are that you know him.

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    No greater sacrifice....

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Been watching passionate mel gibson, again?

    S

  • Dagney
    Dagney

    Okay, that was really funny....

    I'm thinking "Lard" will be now stuck in my heard during appropriate times.

    Mission accomplished.

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    You might be a hamsexual. ;)

  • MissingLink
  • JK666
    JK666

    Worship the Lard, or you will fry in Hell!

    JK

  • JK666
    JK666

    When it comes to a breakfast of ham and eggs, the chicken is involved but the pig is committed.

  • Tatiana
    Tatiana

    The Lard's Book of Kingdom Melodies....alt

    "Praise the Lard" by Fats Domino

    alt

    "Great Is the Lard" by Heavy D

    "Do Lard" by Fat Joe

    "Lard of my Life" by Overweight Lover in da House

    "Amazing Lard" by Madea

    altalt

    And last, but not least...

    "Backstrokin'" by the FATBACK Band.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlO-5FYZGow

  • Gopher

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