Yet more proofs of God's nonexistence- When will the believers get it?

by BurnTheShips 26 Replies latest jw friends

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    Hundreds of irrefutable proofs for God's nonexistence...

    http://www.tektonics.org/guest/300proof.html

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    Hehe

    MORAL ARGUMENT (I)

    1. Person X, a well-known theist, was morally inferior to the rest of us.
    2. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

    ARGUMENT FROM THE BIBLE

    1. [Arbitrary passage from OT]
    2. [Arbitrary passage from NT]
    3. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

    ARGUMENT FROM INTELLIGENCE

    1. Look, there's really no point in me trying to explain the whole thing to you stupid theists -- it's too complicated for you to understand. God doesn’t exist whether you like it or not.
    2. Therefore, doesn’t God exist.

    ARGUMENT FROM ABSURDITY (aka THE MOST COMMON ATHEIST ARGUMENT)

    1. B---s---!
    2. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

    ARGUMENT FROM IGNORANCE OF HISTORY

    1. The Bible is completely false.
    2. Therefore, the Bible is toilet paper.
    3. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

    ARGUMENT FROM HUMAN NECESSITY

    1. Theists say that everyone needs God.
    2. Atheists say that they don’t need God.
    3. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

    ARGUMENT FROM SELECTIVE MEMORY

    1. [Atheist asks "stumper" question]
    2. [Christian answers question]
    3. [A lapse of time]
    4. [Atheist repeats question]
    5. [Christian repeats answer]
    6. [A lapse of time]
    7. [Atheist repeats question]
    8. [Christian repeats answer]
    9. [A lapse of time]
    10. Christian, you never answered my question.
    11. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

    ARGUMENT FROM BIBLICAL HISTORY

    1. Some modern historians think that there probably wasn’t somebody named Jesus, maybe.
    2. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Sylvia

  • slimboyfat
    slimboyfat

    Eminently lacking in good humour.

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips
    Eminently lacking in good humour.

    Oh lighten up and laugh at yourself a bit slim. It's good for you.

  • dawg
    dawg

    And we can always add the creationist favorite argument... "straw man" its when the opponent your arguing with makes up an imaginary argument and attributes it to you even though you've never argued from that point of view-in your opponent's own mind he thinks he's made a good point, but he's in reality arguing with air... the argument is easily knocked down thus the moniker "straw man"... it seems to work in political and religious discussions where those that haven't learned the art of reason apply it, but it fails when used on people whom know better.

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    Most of the items on that list are straw man arguments.

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    LOL

    ARGUMENT FROM INTERNET AUTHORITY

    1. There is a website that successfully argues for the non-existence of God.
    2. Here is the URL.
    3. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.
  • BFD
    BFD

    LOL

    This reminds me of the SNL "Point/Counterpoint"

    Jane you ignorant slut!

    LOL

    BFD

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Did someone say straw man?

  • ARGUMENT FROM INEVITABILITY
    1. I have proof that God doesn’t exist.
    2. I won't bother to tell you what it is because, being theists, you would be hostile to the conclusion anyway.
    3. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

      4. This ongoing saga will not end until His pierced Feet touch down on the Mount of Olives.

      Sylvia

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