Monty python The life of Brian
"He's not the Messiah, He's a very naughty boy'
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Monty python The life of Brian
"He's not the Messiah, He's a very naughty boy'
lt's a topsy-turvy world, Jane, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans, but this is our hill and these are our beans. Since l met you, l've noticed things l never knew where there - birds singing, dew glistening on a newly-formed leaf, stop lights... - Frank Drebin 'Naked Gun'.
"This book has no answers" Homer Simpson as he is paging frantically through the bible.
"Smile and wave boys, just smile and wave" The Penguins in Madagascar
"Bueller? Beuller? Beuller?" - Ben Stein from Ferris Bueller's Day Off - my favorite movie of all time.
"Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." - Ferris Bueller
"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight, that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass in 2 weeks you'd have a diamond." - Ferris Bueller
"I'll be back" - Arnold from The Terminator
"Now this is what I call a target rich environment." Maverick from Top Gun.
"When you come up against some big ugly fellow late at night and he asks you if you've paid your dues, you just look that ugly sucker straight in the eye and tell him what 'ol Jack Burton says - The check is in the mail!" - from Big Trouble in Little China
"Yippe-ki-yah, mother f**ker!" - John McClain from the Die Hard movie series.
Regards,
Wing Commander
Negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is full. Top Gun
No man likes a slut for long. To Sir With Love
It's giving life that counts. Until you're ready for it, all the rest is just a big fraud. All the crazy haircuts in the world won't keep it turning. Life isn't a love in, it's the dishes and the orthodontist and the shoe repairman and... ground round instead of roast beef. And I'll tell you something else: it isn't going to a bed with a man that proves you're in love with him; it's getting up in the morning and facing the drab, miserable, wonderful everyday world with him that counts.
Yours Mine and Ours, 1968
The perfect line for apostates at the next conventione they attend...."Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
-BONEZZ
"SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE"
Charlton Heston as Robert Thorn in 1973 movie Soylent Green
Alligator Wisdom (aka Brother NOT Exerting Vigorously)
From The Matrix (my favorite movie of all times)
Morpheus: "Welcome to the real world."
Morpheus: "Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me."
Cypher: "I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss."
Neo (the first time he returned to the Matrix): "I used to eat there. Really good noodles. I have these memories from my life. None of them happened. What does that mean?"
Trinity: "That the Matrix cannot tell you who you are."
Do you believe in fate, Neo?
Neo:
No.
Morpheus:
Why not?
Neo:
Because I don't like the idea that I'm not in control of my life.
Morpheus: The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now...in this very room.
You can see it when you look out your window, or when you turn on your television.
You can feel it when you go to work, when you go to church, when you pay your taxes.
It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes....to blind you from the truth.
Neo:
What truth?
Morpheus:
That you are a slave, Neo. Like everyone else, you were born into bondage.
Born into a prison that you cannot smell or taste or touch. A prison....for your mind.
Morpheus: Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.
Boy (to Neo): "There is no spoon"
WTS-
"They call this war a cloud over the land. But they made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say 'Shit, it's raining!'
Ruby - Cold Mountain
from Arthur: (arthur) i am going to take a bath (hobson) i'll alert the media
Arsenic and Old Lace: (mortimer) insanity runs in my family..... it practically gallops
The Big Sleep ( bogey and bacall!) : (vivian) i dont like your manners! (philip marlowe) i'm not crazy about yours. i didnt ask to see you....i dont mind if you dont like my manners.i dont like them myself. they are pretty bad...... i grieve over them on long winter evenings (lmao every time)
City Slickers: (mitch) hi, curly..... kill anyone today? (curly) day aint over yet
Dr. Strangelove : (pres, merkin muffley) GENTLEMEN! you cant fight in here! this is the war room!