Personally, I prefer places like Sheets or Starbucks, where I can just deal with a nice little robot/touchscreen.
They never glare at me, I love computers, they always get my order right, they don't get impatient if I take a while to decide, they don't feel the need to ask me if I'm related to her uncle's wife and most of them say please and thank you... Even if it's a requirement and not something you would generally be expected to say 'please' about...
Human: "Get away from there you moron! You wanna get zapped?!"
Me: "I wasn't gonna touch it! Get off my back!"
Computer: "Please do not touch that wire or you may be paralyzed for life or die. Thank you."
Me: "No no, thank you!"
Human: "Would you hurry up and order, I haven't got all day."
Me: "Just wait till I'm done peon, it's not like you have anything better to do"
Computer: "This unit will restart after 30 seconds of inactivity, to continue ordering please press the:"Continue Ordering" button."
Me: *push* "Now let me see the soup selections again..."
Human, in broken english: "Wer outta fries, but here's yer hum sub."
Me, enunciating: "Did you say 'ham'? No, I ordered an Italian sub with no MAYO and extra TOMATO."
Computer: Doesn't say anything because it included a little "Sorry we're out" sign next to the fries button thus preventing me from ordering it in the first place, and it always gets the order right, and prompts me for my language before I even start.
Me: "Mmm, good sub."
Now if they could just replace the ditzy, underdressed, zit infested waitress with a shiny, sterilized android I'd problaby eat there every day.
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