Great idea Stephanus.
It could go something like this:
(Introduction by female presenter)
Today’s program will feature two teams who will attempt to build a religion from this collection of scrap doctrine, cast-off philosophy and poor science. At the end of the 10 decades we will see which team has managed to pull in the most converts.
Our first team is the wagon train pioneers of Smith and Young from Salt Lake City they will be building a religion they have named Mormonism. Over on the other side the Pseudo-scientists from Brooklyn headed by businessman Charlie Russell and lawyer “Judge Dread” Rutherford will be building a religion called “Bible Students”.
On your marks, set, go! (Gong!)
Narration:
(Female presenter)
The Bible Students have chosen to build an unorthodox religion using mainly Western Christian doctrine and holy books. For good measure they are adding some pyramidology, some funky math (we hope they have batteries for their calculators) and a liberal sprinkling of odd medical quackery.
(Male presenter)
On this side the Mormon Boys are creating their own holy book complete with tales of accepted Christian leader preaching to Native Americans. Their bonus feature includes the hope of becoming a God and having your own planet. A special feature is unique underwear but they will be banning caffeine except the variety in Coca Cola…..
Female presenter:
You have 9 decades left, 9 decades left.
Male presenter:
We have a set back for both teams. The Mormon boys have run in to some trouble with trying to add polygamy to their religion . But things don’t look too good for the Bible students either. They’ve screwed up already trying to predict an end of the program after just a few years. Oops, it seems though with a little bit of rework they can patch it up with some invisibilit...
I like that show, can you tell?
Thirdson
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