WHO OWNS YOUR HOUSE?

by sammielee24 14 Replies latest jw friends

  • Warlock
    Warlock

    No one.

    I sold at the top of the market.

    Sometimes I do get lucky when I try to time the market. Even the real estate market.

    Warlock

  • SacrificialLoon
    SacrificialLoon

    The Bilderburgers, the Illuminati, and the Freemasons.

    They've formed a financial triumvirate to control my condo.

    Or it could be JP Morgan Chase, I'm not sure.

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    I rent mine from the city... I don't have a mortgage any longer, but god damn these city property taxes.

  • Connaughty
    Connaughty

    My cat is the one that owns the house. She stays here the most and benefits from most of it. I'm just a slave by working hard to pay for it. I also pay for my cat's food. Man, that cat sure has a good deal.

  • jaguarbass
    jaguarbass

    I own my house. But I have to pay taxes to keep it wich sucks.

    Because I know all my tax money goes to fund the heart attack response trucks that keep running up and down the road making a racket at all hours.

    When I was young back in Cleveland they called them fire engines.

    Here in Florida if a cat gets stuck in a tree or a person has a heart attack or someone rear ends a car they send out a 10 ton heart attack response unit, with big ladders and hoses.

    Probalby because nothing ever catches on fire and the firemen get bored.

    And they have 100 times more heart attack respone people than they need.

    Everytime someone has a heart attack they send several of these trucks out with 4 people in them and then they send a meat wagon to haul the victim away.

    So I own my home and I fund the heart attack respone trucks.

    Maybe if we closed all the Mcdonalds down, I wouldnt have to pay taxes on my house.

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