Did you know I am a SATANIST?

by Tired of the Hypocrisy 31 Replies latest jw experiences

  • Tired of the Hypocrisy
    Tired of the Hypocrisy

    Several months ago, my wife's drunken, wife abusing, bully of a jw uncle offered (We didn't ask...HE OFFERED, ok?) To allow us to use some space on his property to store some things we had in a 10x10x8 storage unit we were paying for. It sounded good since we are short of cash most of the time and it would only be for about 3-4 months. Well we thanked him and I told him I would be in touch with him in a week or so. Well, you can guess where this is headed. I made arrangements to close the storage out and rent a truck to bring our things. After all the arrangements were done I went to confirm a day and time we could do it. He said that he was sorry but that someone had told him that we had DEMONIZED things in our storage and if he let us put the stuff in his garage, then the Spirit would be withdrawn from his home. He kept trying to act all apologetic but I told him not to worry about it and dropped it. And him. So, now all the congs in the area know us as those DEMONIZED brothers...LOL If they only knew it was bs! I may be fading, but I am not a satanist...at least not yet!

    So I go about my business and don't speak to him or his family (Since he wiped his ass with them and said it was their idea to not let us use the garage for storage.) I think it is hypocritical of him to judge me on hearsay (and my things) while he kicks in his wifes ass, drinks to total and utter oblivion, and leers at every preteen girl who skates by. He is at my father in law's place when I go over and I ignore him. If he says hello I say hello Mr. W. Neither Uncle nor Brother...LOL On Saturday one of his high ended thirty five year old never been kissed pioneer daughters approached me out of fear of seeming unchristian at the memorial and extended her hand to me. Right in front of everyone, my FIL included I held off for a moment...just long enough to make her feel uncomfortable, looked her in her gorgeous brown eyes and flatly asked, "Aren't you afraid you might burst into flames if you shake my hand?"

    The silence was deafening in that small circle. I would say the entire place had been booming with laughter and everyone all happy. Like someone mentioned in another thread, not the usual respectful and somber occasion they used to hold. Well, it went dead silent to about a ten foot diameter....Not bad for a snide little aside to a never to be bride?

  • Moxie
    Moxie

    You should have just told him that you wouldn't store your ouija bord on his property and that you'd leave the tarrot cards out as well :P Then he would have nothing to worry about.

    What a load of crap, honestly I can't believe people can be so mind-numbingly blind to the propeganda that they are spoon fed! That's a nasty situation and I'm sorry you're having to deal with that kind of thing... try not to let it get to you.

    Just out of curiosity, any idea why they though you had "demonized" things in your storage room?

    "Moxie"

  • momzcrazy
    momzcrazy

    Wow, it's going around. I just found out today that I am a crack 'ho. Oh, and a wiccan.

    Maybe I should come "bless" the storage unit?

    momz

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    you could start leaving odd things on his property - say a boiled egg in the mail box, some feathers under the door mat, etc. Just to jerk his chain. Watch him freak out over it.

  • bigdreaux
    bigdreaux

    i actually am a satanist and take great pride in it.

  • momzcrazy
    momzcrazy

    Well bigdreaux....any advice on how to freak out the relatives? I'm thinking maybe brick powder around the perimeter of the unit?

    momz

  • bigdreaux
    bigdreaux
    I'm thinking maybe brick powder around the perimeter of the unit?

    that's a voodoo practice used to keep evil spirits away. you see alot of brick dust here.

  • momzcrazy
    momzcrazy

    I know, I saw you were in Lousiana. That's why I said that. Hinting that the relatives were the evil spirits...anyways...

  • bigdreaux
    bigdreaux

    pentagrams are always fun for scaring people.

  • momzcrazy
    momzcrazy

    That's why I wear mine to the mall. Scare away the kiosk vendors!

    I think I'll wear it to the next family gathering now that you mention it!

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