by Outaservice 10 Replies latest jw friends
I noticed on the news the other night that there are now paparazzi companies that you can hire for yourself. You get a limo and wherever you let them know you're going they will show up with a hoard of photographers as you get out of the limo with all the fanfare!
This would be great to do if you had to attend a Kingdom Hall for some reason (Memorial, Funeral, Wedding, etc.) and see how the Brothers would react.
Outaservice
I would like to see paparazzi at judicial committee hearings. That would embarrass them, since they would get aired on the mainstream TV. Ditto for pedophile hearings.
Maybe even if you had a 'judicial committee meeting' with the Elders at the Hall!
Outaservice
Neato!
I'm usually not into just messing with the dubs, but I have to admit I love this idea. Show up at a meeting with all that fanfare, they couldn't help but imagine you were some big, important person. Your hired paparazzi guys would all know ahead of time what your backstory was, and they could leak it. That one event would live on at the circuit level (at a minimum) for years!
Especially if you got halfway thru the sunday talk, then stood up and said, "Jehovah's Witnesses? I thought this was a Mormon church! Damn it! OK guys, let's roll!"
Dave
Yea Imagine the questions you could have them ask...
"does this mean your giving up your flamboyantly gay life style???"
"Is it true your only doing this for your next movie role?"
"did you pay the women who came out of your hotel half naked this morning?"
"Is your upcoming role as Ray Franz going to interfere with church service this morning?"
"hey grab her (pointing to unknowing sister) and lets get a picture for the Gay Times Weekly!"
I also want to point out this would be a really really really good youtube video. You could show up in a fur coat and have a pimp chalice.
I 'm just roaring with laughter here!
hope4others
Timing would be everything.
I would like to see paparazzi at judicial committee hearings. That would embarrass them, since they would get aired on the mainstream TV. Ditto for pedophile hearings.
Genius!
