Kneel before me!

by funkyderek 33 Replies latest jw friends

  • funkyderek
    funkyderek

    I am supreme!

    You may bask in my reflected glory.

  • free2think
    free2think

    Congrats FunkyD

    I humbly bow before your greatness.

  • MissingLink
    MissingLink

    I'm not worthy

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    Hail funkydereck , The Lord is with thee,

    blessed art thou amongst JWDers

    and blessed is the fruit of thy mouth, words

    Holy Dereck, father of wit

    pray for us lessere mortals

    now and at the hour of our demise

    amen

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    FD

    KNEEL SUCKERS!!

    ;-) and congrats. That is a hard 5000 you pulled. No fluff there.

    Burn

  • berylblue
    berylblue

    as long as you don't ask me to perform any sexual acts while on my knees, yeah, I'm down with that

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    Welcome to the club--that is growing faster than the Watchtower Society's Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger.

  • BFD
    BFD

    OK, if you insist but, I hope my auto pilot don't kick in.

    Really, Congratulations! If you took away my fluff posts I'd prolly still be a newbie!

    Great work FD!

    BFD

  • mouthy
    mouthy

    Congrats FunkyD

    Berylblue

  • chickpea
    chickpea

    basking , oh supreme one

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