Moshe is walking down the street, and he sees a friend coming toward him & the friend is crying his eyes out. Moshe: “Davey, What’s wrong?” Davey: “Well, you know Moshe, I tried to be a good father, I raised my boy Jewish, sent him out into the world, and he came back a Christian. What am I gonna do?” Moshe: “It’s funny you should mention that, the same thing happened to me. What are we gonna do?” So, they both walk together commiserating and crying. Just then another friend is walking toward them & he says, “Fellas, what’s wrong?” “Well you know Danny, we tried to be good fathers, we raised our boys Jewish, sent them out into the world, and they came back Christians. What are we gonna do?” Danny: “It’s funny you should mention that, the same thing happened to me. What are we gonna do?” So the 3 of them walk together commiserating and crying. So, after they commiserated and cried for awhile, they decided to go see the Rabbi. When the Rabbi saw them he says, “Fellas, why the long faces?” So they said, “Well you know Rabbi, we tried to be good fathers, we raised our boys Jewish, sent them out into the world, and they came back Christians. What are we gonna do?” Rabbi: “It’s funny you should mention that, the same thing happened to me. What are we gonna do?” So after awhile the Rabbi suggest that they pray. So the Rabbi starts praying, “Lord, we tried to be good fathers, we raised our boys Jewish, sent them out into the world, and they came back Christians. What are we gonna do?” And, the Lord’s voice came back, “It’s funny you should mention that…”
One of the few (good) clean jokes I know....
by Alpaca 8 Replies latest social humour
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sandy
LOL That's funny!
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RR
I've always loved that joke!
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Narkissos
In the French version the Rabbi asks God "and what did you do? -- I made a new testament."
(Testament being the common word for "last will & testament")
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Alpaca
In the French version the Rabbi asks God "and what did you do? -- I made a new testament."
(Testament being the common word for "last will & testament")
Thanks, that's even funnier than the version I posted.
Alex
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Casper
Lol... very funny...
Cas
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Robdar
Cute joke!
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jookbeard
(old one) A guy dies and goes to heaven and is met at the pearly gates by St Peter and is told before you settle down here I will have to show you around so he's walking around and Peter says over there on the left you have the Muslims ,over on the right you got the Hindu's ,a little further up you got the Jews, a bit farther up you got the Bhuddists,and here on the right you got the Jehovah's Witnesses but keep your voice down because they think they are the only ones here!
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