Superstition in Your Congregation

by WTWizard 10 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    We all know that the witlesses claim to not be superstitious. After all, they will walk under the ladders and cross the paths of black cats without flinching. When I was in, I would often go out of my way to go under unoccupied ladders (I do not recommend walking under occupied ladders, because someone might drop something and hit you in the head). They claim not to be afraid of Friday the 13th, instead wasting it in field circus.

    Now, I have seen many a superstition of a different kind. Once I saw the "brother" at the littera-trash counter refuse to open a box of littera-trash, and I saw a "sister" flinch big time. Not a newbie, but a full time pioneer that had been in the cancer a good many years! Afraid that Jehovah would strike the "brother" dead for refusing to do his job. Needless to say, nothing happened.

    Another time I heard that you should not be anywhere near a fire or other disaster scene or crime scene. Not that you want to impede the emergency workers, but because they were afraid that demons would congregate around such areas. Once while out in field circus, we bypassed a block that was in the territory for that very reason.

    And most of these superstitions are printed right in the Watchtower littera-trash. A prime example was the 4/15/1993 Puketower about heavy metal and rap. The example was the "brother" that had a collection of thrash metal music and got possessed by the demons.

    Still others come down verbally. I have heard on this forum superstitions against going to yard sales, the Smurfs, Pokemon, Tupperware, and going to thrift shops. The effects: You could be inviting the demons in your home. Many phenomena that can be explained by static electricity or thermal expansion are commonly pegged as demons. I know that all superstitions have started in a Dark Ages period--the worldly superstitions originated during the First Dark Ages, and the new Watchtower superstitions are a product of the Second Dark Ages that the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger is working so hard on creating.

    Even as an apostate, I do not believe the superstitions. The first crop is dated back to the First Dark Ages. So I will purposely cross the path of a black cat or walk under ladders (if no one is working on the ladder). I have opened umbrellas inside, busted mirrors (discarded ones), and have done as many things that are supposed to bring "bad luck" as I know--all without the bad luck coming from the action.

    I also blow off the second batch of superstitions as well. I know the science behind the actions, and will not attribute thermal expansion or harmonic vibration to demon possession. I am not afraid of second hand items (aside the possibility of them being outright junk). I have crosses and "demons" displayed as Christmas decorations. I have heavy metal, including all the ones that the Puketower has showcased as being demonic, (and some of it right on my computer). I have porn on my computer as well (as well as apostate web site bookmarks). And, I have the ultimate article to violate the Watchtower superstitions: a Ouija board that I bought instead of going to the REJECT Jesus Party of 2006.

    Despite all this, not even one solitary demon has infested my place. So much for that superstition, which I look at as the product of the Second Dark Ages.

  • jamiebowers
    jamiebowers

    Ask any jw, and they will tell you that with heavy metal records, pornography and ouija board, you have demons, but you don't know it. They've tricked you into not believing in them, and from now on, anything bad that happens to you will be because of them.

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    And I have all of the above. I have porn in my computer, heavy metal CDs, and a Ouija board. And all those "sun worship" decorations. I feel that all the bad luck would have happened whether or not I got those items, since that is what moved me to buy them in the first place.

    And, yes Jehovah had a chance. But He refused to do a damn thing for me. In fact He caused me all my bad luck so I could be free to join that Value Destroyer Training School and be free to plunge mankind into the Second Dark Ages for the Watchtower Society.

  • Inquisitor
    Inquisitor

    My folks teach their Bible studies that one should not seek the services of a spiritualist because:

    (1) the dead know nothing and so these predictions are useless.

    (2) doing so will invite Satan and his demons to make the bad omens come true.

    Anyone else see a conflict between (1) and (2)?

    This is called "superstitious about being superstitious"

    INQ

  • z
    z

    To all my friends who in 2007 sent me best wishes, chain letters, angel letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something,

    NONE OF THAT SHIT WORKED!

    For 2008, could you please just send money, whiskey, chocolate, movie tickets or gasoline vouchers and airline tickets instead?

    Thank you!
    Z

  • potleg
    potleg

    Crikey, I'm on the internet at a site critical of the JW's, watching a KISS DVD on my TV.

    Maybe I should just stick to reading a Stephen King story or...Harry Potter.

  • dawg
    dawg

    Yea, I've heard various stupid superstitions about demons. So, this year, Halloween, I bought my first Ouija board... the damn thing didn't do squat.

  • loosie
    loosie
    Despite all this, not even one solitary demon has infested my place

    I think they require a formal ingraved invitation to your party.

  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    I your home becomes infested with demons, do what I was advised:

    Switch on the lights (demons are afraid of them - electric, dont you know!) and than start gibbering "jehovajehovajehovajehova jehova"

    they will then go and party somewhere else.

    HB

  • Honesty
    Honesty

    OH NO !!!!!

    I have one of these on the cover of some books in my library.

    I have had these books for at least 15 years.

    How many demons have visited my library during those 15 years?

    cover

    cover

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