I've got to go back. My parents have asked me nicely and well I can't say no. I've decided I'm going to pioneer and try and catch me a good elder as a husband.
So as of April 1, 2008 I am again a witness.
I'm sorry to my friends here but I've got to go back
by noni1974 20 Replies latest jw friends
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dinah
Noni!! You made my heart stop beating for a sec. And I had just warned hubby that it's April Fool's Day as he left this morning.
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BFD
Congratulations Noni, I could not be happier for you.
APRIL FOOLS
BFD
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noni1974
I happen to think I would make a good elders wife.
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Honesty
How submissive are you?
I've been thinking about going back, too.
By the end of our 6 month engagement I should be reinstated to elder.
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dinah
Noni, your not elderette material. You're too nice.
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noni1974
How submissive are you?
I've been thinking about going back, too.
By the end of our 6 month engagement I should be reinstated to elder.
It's something I'll have to work on. I'm kind of bossy and I like to gossip so I'll have to know about the JC's your on so I can tell my friends in the congergation and they can spread it around. I promiss to wear dresses that cover any hint of boobs or ankels. I'll let you tell me what to do in front of your elder friends. As long as you understand that I'll talk about you to my pioneer friends.
Oh and how good are you at washing windows because you must support me as well as be my head.
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Honesty
It's something I'll have to work on. I'm kind of bossy and I like to gossip so I'll have to know about the JC's your on so I can tell my friends in the congergation and they can spread it around. I promiss to wear dresses that cover any hint of boobs or ankels. I'll let you tell me what to do in front of your elder friends. As long as you understand that I'll talk about you to my pioneer friends.
Oh and how good are you at washing windows because you must support me as well as be my head.
This is going to be a match made in heaven.
I never will hold back anything said during a JC from you.
You can wear what you want because I know that you would never look at another man because you will be with a future GB member even though I am almost twice your age.
I'll only ask you to get my elder friends another beer. That shouldn't be too taxing on you.
I don't do winders cuz I disobeyed Jehover and have a degree in electrical engineering and work for a defense contractor.
As long as you don't tell anyone we can just say I am employed by a company that is in the Society's investment portfolio. You may have heard of it... REGIS TECHNOLOGIES/RAND ENGINE Company.
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noni1974
My Mom and Dad will be so proud. A son in law who is a Governing Body member a daughter who is a pioneer and bethalite and has all the good gossip. They won't mind my future husband being almost the same age as them at all.
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