Worst Kingdom Melody lyrics- your votes?
by JimmyPage 74 Replies latest jw friends
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littlerockguy
what greater honor could there be lord, here I am send me send me
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flipper
JIMMY PAGE - Whatever the song was that had lyrics go , " our calls for succor he will hear " , or something like that ? As a young teenage witness my friends and I would start laughing every time we sang that ! LOL! I could just see someone sucking a woman's nipples or something ! Maybe I had a dirty mind, but I could not get that image out of my head ! Funny stuff ! Peace out, Mr. Flipper
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FlyingHighNow
I couldn't stand Shulamite Maiden. I hated it when people used it for the bride entrance music for KH weddings.
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loosie
what about the one that went like this. the females would sing " what will you bring Jehovah's kingdom?" then the males would reply 'blah blah and happiness"
The men would do the replying because we know men have all the answers.
Loosie "getting down from her feminist soapbox now.'
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Hortensia
no, there's another song with the word efficacious - although it is not as vapid!
Lily the Pink (Scaffold)
We'll drink a drink a drink
To Lily the Pink the Pink the Pink
The saviour of the human race
For she invented medicinal compound
Most efficacious in every case.
Mr. Frears
had sticky-out ears
and it made him awful shy
and so they gave him medicinal compound
and now he's learning how to fly.
Brother Tony
Was notably bony
He would never eat his meals
And so they gave him medicinal compound
Now they move him round on wheels.
We'll drink a drink a drink
To Lily the Pink the Pink the Pink
The saviour of the human race
For she invented medicinal compound
Most efficacious in every case.
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dawg
I have never laughed so hard at this site... damn these songs are lame and you guys are making me remember them! LOL!!!!!!! Keep them coming!
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Fadeout
VoidEater: I'm still trying to recover from beating off molested bees...
I appreciate you bringing out that after the bees were molested, they were beat off.
Yes, after the molestation, the lyrics continue, "I will ever beat them off."
They just had to kick it up a notch and see if anyone noticed.
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dawg
Fade, I can't really say that? come On!
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LouBelle
Siiiiiing out with joy of heart
yooooou tooooo can have a part
live for the daaaay
when you'll say
life without end at last!
I got snippits popping in my head all day loooong.