What!
Do they have a filing cabinet?
The only thing I could remember that in one congregation that I grew up in they had a actual full size safe, like in the cartoons. The only way you could open it was knowing the dial combination and also a key! Mind you, a couple of sticks of dynamite wouldn't even scratch the thing either. We had to move it once and we needed a pallet jack to lift it. It bent the fridge trolley!
Dont know about my current cong though. I haven't seen any filing cabinet or anything that could hold filing of any sort.