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what kind of epitaph do you want?
by Hortensia 31 Replies latest jw friends
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Hortensia
there are some good ideas there - I love the one about armageddon, and 2+2=4 is great. They're all great!
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mouthy
" Here lies Grace,Not fair of face"
In fact a proper nut case,
She listened to men
And all that they penned
They promised the earth
So I got it ,,,,, Six feet above
The End -
Deputy Dog
"YOU COULD BE NEXT"
"WHERE WILL YOU SPEND ETERNITY?"
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mouthy
WHERE WILL YOU SPEND ETERNITY?"
PLanting even in the grave eh DD
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Hortensia
that was funny Grace - they promised you the earth, and you'll get some! True, true, true...
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mouthy
and you'll get some!
Yes Hortensia But not as much as I expected. Six feet isnt what they promised .The flowers will be ON top of the six feet I wont be seeing them as the WT said I would & smelling them as the WT said. LIARS!!!
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aSphereisnotaCircle
She worked hard
She played hard
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OnTheWayOut
No need for a funeral, grave, tombstone. Just cremation and don't bother with the ashes.
If they need to make a grave with a tombstone, one of the classics will do:
I told you I was sick!
The Afterlife, Now I Know (or I don't and it doesn't matter).
I hope I am below the frostline, they didn't give me a coat.
What, no flowers? You cheapskates. -
hillbilly
"Husband, Father, Cowboy, Humaitarian"
Ok ...Humanitarian may be over the top. Probably some little message that my grave site is NOT a urinal should be on my stone too.
~Jeff