God created a faulty product.

by edmond dantes 13 Replies latest social current

  • edmond dantes
    edmond dantes

    momcrazy,

    Sit him down, set out a set number of multi choice common sense questions then have him tick the boxes and then analyse the results .Form a conclusion and decide whether to reject him if so go for a better model.

  • momzcrazy
    momzcrazy
    Sucks to be you.

    No sh*t Sherlock! Got that part figured out. Thought you would be helpful. Customer service these days SUCKS!

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips
    No sh*t Sherlock! Got that part figured out. Thought you would be helpful. Customer service these days SUCKS!

    Sheesh, you got my boss in on this one now. He hates unhappy customers. I explained that obviously you did not read the manual but he wanted a personal intervention as if I didn't have enough to do. He contacted the Project Leader and apparently you can just kill the husband module. Don't blame me, I inherited this code when I took the job and am trying to clean it up, the guy that garbled it doesn't work here anymore. That piece that is giving you asshole0859 errors is commented by some fellow called Adam Human. I suppose you are running the Windows build so just press ctrl-alt-del simultaneously and select the process named philanderer.dll and then click "end process". Or you can just reboot the machine. Apparently your version of it has a memory leak and gets into non-contiguous memory blocks and throws a page fault. Kill the module, this will free up considerable resources so you can run your other applications. If you are not totally soured on our product, you can download a newer version of the software that has a more functional and feature filled interface. I am running an improved version myself that the Project Manager recoded personally, and I have fewer complaints.

    Good luck to you and thanks for doing business with YahwehSoft

    Burn

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    Or, perhaps He wanted us to suffer. Hence He created the defects on purpose, then waited. And, He waited for the first human couple to do what humans do (that is, explore), and then He created the defects on purpose to punish us for their wanting freedom for the human race.

    We have no way of knowing what kind of unbearable stagnation God had in mind for the human race. But it is safe to say, with unquestioning obedience to Him required, that other (and much more severe and burdensom) rules would have followed.

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