So I am having a "conversation" with my mom about how
we are living during the end of the world and how close Armageddon
is and whatnot, and in making her case she goes:
"And I heard something on the news the other day about this
study that they did on how many people leave their religion.
It was really high! And they weren't leaving to go to another
religion, they were just becoming nonreligious!"
Ok, that's the setup... here is her gem of a interpretation:
"It just goes to show how FED UP people are getting with false
religion!"
I was stunned. I almost let in slide in the interest of peace,
but it was just too glaring.
"Mom, I hate to tell you, but the highest attrition rate found
was Jehovah's Witnesses, with only 30% loyalty."
"Well, I don't know where they got that number from."
"They got it from the same study you just quoted!!!"
"Oh. Well, I bet they didn't take into account the number
of witnesses that come BACK after leaving."
At this point I gave up. Brick walls give me a nasty headache.
[inkling]