you can never have too much toilet paper

by wings 25 Replies latest jw friends

  • wings
    wings

    Next time they all come to visit ...save up a bushel of old corn cobs.

    Corn cobs usually break folks into a "once a day" potty habit. Get mostly red cobs... a few whites are handy for "checking" one's work though.

    Phone books work good too, Stay away from glossy paper..not very efficient.

    Leafs work ok...stay away from the dreaded leaves of three kinda plants.

    You may ask "how does he know this stuff ?" You don't want to know...Ok

    Hill, I know better than to ask.

    I wasn't born yesterday, so I know glossy paper doesn't work.

    FYI....we are GIRLS! We would rather drip dry than use a corn cob. (honestly, what were you thinking)

  • changeling
    changeling

    I like Charmin with aloe myself...

    The older I get the more I realize it's all about the poop!

    changeling

  • JK666
    JK666

    wings,

    I learned the hard way after I moved out when 17 years old. Running out is a pain in the arse, literally. After that one time, I bought toilet paper every time I went to the store after that, whether I thought I needed it or not. Better safe than sorry.

    JK

    P.S., Great pic of you and the grandkids!

  • JK666
    JK666

    changeling,

    Too slippery toilet paper makes me think that things are still messy. I do appreciate soft though!

    JK

    I know, too much information.

  • wings
    wings
    I know, too much information.

    nice to know we can always count on you for that

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    Your family is lovely!

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