Better things to do than think about "The Big Announcement"

by bluesbreaker59 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • bluesbreaker59
    bluesbreaker59

    So I'll throw out a few:

    1. Play my guitar
    2. Have sex
    3. smoke some meat
    4. Cook for my girlfriend
    5. Hang with friends
    6. cuddle with my girlfriend
    7. hang with my family
    8. go to a music store
    9. go to a guitar shop
    10. Clean my house
    11. Go to church
    12. Have more sex
    13. try new whiskey
    14. go on a roadtrip
    15. go to a small concert, in a cool venue
    16. listen to music at home on my killer stereo system
    17. Go out on a date
    18. Go out for mexican and get drunk on margaritas
    19. Take a hearty dump
    20. Sniff my own flatulence
    21. Watch grass grow
    22. play with belly button lint
    23. Think about the 1984 Celtics
    24. Fantasize about new guitars
    25. daydream of getting rich and never working again

    Really these are just a few... Frankly, I couldn't care less what these mindless zombies are up to, it doesn't affect me in any way, shape or form. Why do I care what they do? For my family that doesn't speak to me? Is it because I'm considering going back? Is it because I'm 'taking note of the last days'? LOL!!! Life is GREAT outside the fairy tale land of Oz. Why do you all care? I guess I understand for the "faders", but really if ALL the faders, and people "going through the motions" just LEFT the Borg, can you imagine, how the Borg would be hit?

    I'd love to see another mass exit... There are TONS of people I knew while in that we're only going because of their family. I say get out when you're YOUNG, and END THE CYCLE!!!! Start your own family, enjoy your spouse, kids, and TRUE friends, nothing says "F you" to the Borg more than getting out, and being successful, and happy, they HATE that.

  • bluesbreaker59
    bluesbreaker59

    No one, has ANYTHING, better to do than worry about "the BIG announcement"??? Really??? Wow... its like being in the Borg again, just "waiting" for Armageddon...

  • joebin
    joebin

    Actually, with all these threads on the BIG HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT has taken over my time..the suspence is killing me.

    All right then, let me grab that guitar for a few minutes till the next refresh.

    Add.

    smoke some meat

    I'll stick to pot thank you

  • daniel-p
    daniel-p

    I'll add a few: read a book; take a walk; think about someone you love; work on an old car; dig a hole in the ground and then fill it back up...

  • Hope4Others
    Hope4Others
    dig a hole in the ground and then fill it back up...

    Lol

    hope4others

  • Open mind
    Open mind

    My sock drawer is OUTA CONTROL!!

    Think I'll work on that.

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    What big annoucement?

  • Low-Key Lysmith
    Low-Key Lysmith
    13. try new whiskey.

    Great idea! As a fellow whisk(e)y lover, may I make a few suggestions?

    Bourbon-Rip Van Winkle 10 year, Wild Turkey Russell's Reserve, or Buffalo Trace.

    Irish- Redbreast Pure Pot Still or Knappogue Castle 1995.

    Scotch- Ardbeg 10 year single malt Islay. Very smoky, rich, & complex. Don't try it if you don't enjoy peat. Cragganmore is a well balanced Speyside with a lighter peat profile.

    Canadian- Well.....it's hard to find a decent Canadian whisky. (No offense to the Canadians out there, but even Crown Royal is a blend of 57 whiskies, unaged neutral grain spirits, & artificial colors/flavors.)

    -Breck

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    1. Play my guitar
    2. Have sex
    3. smoke some meat
    4. Cook for my girlfriend
    5. Hang with friends
    6. cuddle with my girlfriend
    7. hang with my family
    8. go to a music store
    9. go to a guitar shop
    10. Clean my house
    11. Go to church
    12. Have more sex
    13. try new whiskey
    14. go on a roadtrip
    15. go to a small concert, in a cool venue
    16. listen to music at home on my killer stereo system
    17. Go out on a date
    18. Go out for mexican and get drunk on margaritas
    19. Take a hearty dump
    20. Sniff my own flatulence
    21. Watch grass grow
    22. play with belly button lint
    23. Think about the 1984 Celtics
    24. Fantasize about new guitars
    25. daydream of getting rich and never working again

    I started cooking for my girlfriend, the meat was smoking and I started fantasizing
    about a new guitar, so that made me decide to play my guitar while I was waiting.
    The doorbell rang. It was my family. They wanted me to join them watching the
    grass grow outside and try some new whiskey.

    I was ready to go, but when I smelled my own flatulence, they were grossed out.
    I thought I would be all alone daydreaming about getting rich and taking a dump.
    But then the girlfriend that I was cooking for showed up with her girlfriends. She
    said her friends didn't believe how great I was in bed, so they wanted to have sex
    with me. I had a great threesome with the two best friends while the girlfriend
    finished the cooking and put on my killer stereo system.

    Edited to add: What were we not thinking about again?

    Afterward, we ate naked. I cuddled with the girlfriend and started playing with her
    belly button lint. Well, the friends were so grateful for my services that they cleaned
    the dishes and my whole house while I had more sex with the girlfriend. When they
    finished that, they suggested a road trip to the music store, the guitar store, and then
    to this cool church where there was a small concert in the courtyard. I said, "It's a
    date."

    After the concert, we walked out for Mexican food and margaritas and got drunk in my
    neighborhood. On the walk back, we talked about the 1984 Celtics then we all had
    sex again- this time it was a great foursome. The best friends were rich and said I
    would never have to work again.

  • bluesbreaker59
    bluesbreaker59

    Very nice OTWO...

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