MAD AS A HATTER - C. T. RUSSELL ?

by freeman 12 Replies latest jw friends

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  Farkel

  Room 215,

  : Where is Hercule Poirot when we need him? At this point, I'd settle for Charlie Chan, or even Clouseau!

  Don't need 'em. All we need are the funds to exhume and re-bury Russell and a pathologist to perform the autopsy.

  Such an event would answer all questions as to his cause of death.

  Maybe we should start an "Exhume The Old Pyramid-Loving Dreamer" fund?

  We could use Poirot to help us locate the whereabouts of Da Judge, though! The only thing we can be certain about is that he ain't now reigning in heaven. He couldn't stay sober long enough to do any effective reigning!

  Farkel

  "When in doubt, duck!"
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  ballistic

  Hidden under the pyramid is the business plan of the whole multi level marketing organisation he set up, sealed up until later time.
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  Bang

  CT Russell:

  Many years ago in a big nation there was a person who wanted the secrets of life. He didn't believe the stories that were told about the ancients - in pride he thought surely the wrong people had the message. You see, they weren't as 'good' as him, and also, he didn't see that they had any proof. The ancient tradition was for simple stories to be told and so the treasure of knowledge couldn't be stolen or bought - it made some children giggle.

  Eventually he looked at the ancient things and, not seeing, he made his own stories up, and he looked at the ancient things and not, seeing he made his own stories up and, he looked at the ancient things not seeing he made his own stories up!

  Bang