Finally a good test: are you EVIL??

by JanH 50 Replies latest jw friends

  • AMarie
    AMarie

    I just visited the emode.com sight. This is what they had to say:

    Good news — you're just a little evil, which means you're very human. But it's time to make a decision: Either shut out that damn conscience and be really bad, or start living life like a saint.

    Decisions decisions. Which way do I go.

    AMarie

  • think41self
    think41self

    Damn,

    I'm only a little evil. I need lessons I think. Any volunteers?

    think41self

    Holy Flying Screaming Buddha, Batman!

  • Tatiana
    Tatiana

    Well, you're kinda evil. But we know you can do better. Your backstabbing knife could, and should, be sharper. Get tips on turning up your evilocity......

    Think, I'm signing up for lessons with Xena!!!

    April

    "Love never dies." Voivodul Vlad Draculea (from Bram Stoker's Dracula-1992)

  • RedhorseWoman
    RedhorseWoman

    WHAT THE.....?!???!!!

    "Nope, not a drop of evil in you. Instead of tripping old ladies,
    you help them cross the street, and we gotta tell you ... you're
    missing out! C'mon, live a little! Learn more about your lack of evil"

    Come on, people, help me out here! Teach me to be evil....please.....teach me.

  • RedhorseWoman
    RedhorseWoman

    Oh, fine! Not only am I a goody-two-shoes, but I am also quite adult.

    "Overall, your emotional age is quite adult. You are a clear thinker
    who recognizes your emotions and knows how to express them.
    You follow your instincts, without ever letting yourself get carried
    away."

    Damn! I'm doomed!

  • Tatiana
    Tatiana

    As for my love/lust test....

    Is It Love or Lust?

    lust love

    Don't look now, but you just might be in love. It's hard to tell for sure — you've got an awful lot of lustful thoughts whirling around in your brain — but we think hearts and poems are part of the agenda, too. Sure, you're pretty much ready to jump your honey any time of day or night, but you wouldn't bother sticking around if you didn't think there was some kind of potential there. You want it all — passion, excitement, tenderness, and a best friend to boot. We applaud you. There's nothing better than the perfect mix of lust and love. The former jump-starts a relationship and helps keep it fresh and fun, and the latter means there's something left after the "right here, right now" phase passes. So get your kicks while you can, but hold on for the long run!

    Yeah, this is definitely "US"!!!!!

    April

    "Love never dies." Voivodul Vlad Draculea (from Bram Stoker's Dracula-1992)

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses

    Here's mine.

    Good news — you're just a little evil, which means you're very human. But it's time to make a decision: Either shut out that damn conscience and be really bad, or start living life like a saint.

    "I don't want someone in my life I can live with, I want someone in my life I can't live without."

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    Jan,

    I was adjudged as a "major DipFuck evil bastard-from-hell," and that was the message I received when I landed on the link!

    I think I'll go back and take that test now... I'll let you know if I get upgraded or not.

    Farkel

    "When in doubt, duck!"

  • Eyebrow
    Eyebrow

    I only rated "kinda evil" I bet I would have hit full tilt evil if I took this while pregnant.

    I must be getting soft...must work on that.

  • Cassiline
    Cassiline

    Well, you're kinda evil. But we know you can do better. Your backstabbing knife could, and should, be sharper. Get tips on turning up your evilocity — sign up with Emode.com.

    C

    When the pain of being where we are, becomes greater than our fear of letting go...we will risk and heal and grow.

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