ChrisJoel, speak to your local Episcopal priest.
God mauls little children with bears. (2 Kings 2:23,24)
by easyreader1970 80 Replies latest watchtower bible
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Tired of the Hypocrisy
Back in the 1980's when I was doing most of my studying I read an article somewhere that indicated that the "Children" were young men, between the ages of thirty and forty. Since manhood began at age forty. These retarded, penis leaching, shit eating, finger-in-the-ass gb'ers need to get the story straight first, THEN STICK with one!
I am so tired of these assholes.
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Tired of the Hypocrisy
How did two she-bears manage to kill 42 children? Did all the children just stand around and wait for the bears to get to them?
I think the Channel of communication probably used his ability as a great Talker and spellbound them with his words as food at the proper time. Then he proceeded to rape them namely all that he chose and then threw their limp and spent bodies to the bears as their meat at its proper time!
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digderidoo
I remember when i was studying coming across this scripture and questioning it then. My study conductor just pushed it to one side and didn't really answer my concern.
It has always baffled me how a loving God can do these acts in the OT.
Paul
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myelaine
...in Biblical Numerics # 42 means Israel's oppression...
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MissingLink
Let's try a Russellite examination of the account::
Elisha (as god's channel of communication) obviously represents our wise Russell himself. The balding head is quite recognizable.
The Bears represent the "Bare" state of Russells dear drunken assistant the Judge (2 being for emphasis - he was evidently buck naked). He could be considered bare not only in the physical sense, but also because he had not yet risen to power and put on his complete suit of spiritual armour. When he did rise, he did so with bear like ferosciousness.
The children in the story represent the hopes and dreams of all under the watchtower's control. (42 being the biblical number for completeness of gullability). Once the bare bearlike Rutherford got his direct command from god, he followed these commands to the letter and left not one person under his authority with any feeling of self-worth. They had in effect been mauled of their previoius lives.
One more glorious provision from our loving creator thru his earthly channel of communication.
(I may need to lay off the Russell/Rutherford books for a while)
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anasazi
That is good because bad children should be executed. We would not want them to grow up to be adults who then can become disrespectful.
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karvel
bears gotta eat too
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hotchocolate
Ohhhh Missing Link, seriously the biggest laugh I've had yet from a JWD post. Pure genius. :-)))) xxx
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MissingLink
Glad you liked it choc. I'm thinking with all the layoffs up in Brooklyn there may be an opening for a new writer. I know they monitor this site, so I'm just trying to get my work "out there". They've gone back to the 1927 "Generation" teaching, so maybe some of this more "retro" crazy writing style would come in handy for them.
