OOps sorry Noah. Been a long time since I read a bible.
June 1st Noah Cover for your artistic efforts Re-title Have fun!
by Wasanelder Once 42 Replies latest social entertainment
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MissingLink
Hey, wait a second!!
Was it really just 40 days and 40 nights that Noah was on the Ark? If so, the idea that god could kill "everybody" on earth in 40 days is retarded. Plenty of other humans would have boats and could EASILY survive 40 days with just meager provisions.
Oops, I just gave the Jesus freaks an argument about why the genetic tree doesn't pinch to just 1 man (most people died, some survived). Ahh well.
Bring_the_Light
According to the story - it RAINED for 40 days. But the water didn't drop for a full year.
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Caedes
If you are dim enough to fall for this nonsense, we have just the right religion for you!
Sorry don't have photoshop
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Princess Daisy Boo
Noah to Parrot: Geez Polly - why did you have to fly into that pot of blue paint right before we go in - I am gonna need my shades to look at you!
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edmond dantes
We might be able to sail without the wife if you lot get amove on!
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edmond dantes
Mrs Noah to Noah, "You might get away without my mother but your not leaving me behind holding this thing, you old barsteward!"
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undercover
Is Jimmy Buffet a descendent of Noah?
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momzcrazy
Noah: "If you animals don't stop fighting back there I am going to turn right around and go home!"
Various animals: "But she started it!""Stop touching me!"
