4TH WITNESS is here to expose! Apostates Beware!
by 4THWITNESS 40 Replies latest social humour
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4THWITNESS
Bow before me all opposers and apostates. You are all deceivers, trying to pull people away from the truth. But you will not succeed because 4thwitness is now here to expose all of you for the devils children you all are. Opposer's think they can lie about the truth but 4thwitness is here to expose them. Opposer's think that it is ok for them to refrain from eating cow manure sandwiches, but 4thwitess has exposed them as not following what the Bible says at Ezekiel 4:15. “See, I have given you cattle manure instead of the dung cakes of mankind, and you must make your bread upon it.”How dare you reject the cow manure provided for us. Only wicked deceivers who are lazy and only interested in an easy pleasant tasting life will refuse to eat manure sandwiches. They just want to take it easy. Why do you think you are so special? Do you opposer's think its ok to disobey this clear Bible command? Do you not know that you will be slaughtered for not following these commands?
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FlyingHighNow
Goody!
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Gopher
Mmmmm! Poop cakes!
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Hortensia
oh gosh, I just love this one! Poop cakes. and this one: ready to expose all of opposers for the non poop eating heathens you are!
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Fadeout
Neato.
4th Witness is the antitypical Spear of Phineas that will "pierce" our "genitals" with his "barbed" commentary.
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Gopher
4th Witness is the antitypical Spear of Phineas that will "pierce" our "genitals" with his "barbed" commentary.
LOL. I think we all get the "point".
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bigboi
Well that certainly left a "stain" on my brain.
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loosie
I must say that is an interseting first post.
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DJK
It cost me a thousand dollars to have my septic system repaired two weeks ago, you'd be hard pressed to find any poop at my house now. Come back next year, I'll let you have a whole tankfull.
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AuldSoul
Best . . . parody . . . ever.
I love the imagery of JWs feeding their neighbors human feces as they feed themselves on cow feces.