by Celtic 14 Replies latest jw friends
Care to give me definitions? Of course your never completely there with the answer, until ...
Sorry, definitions, my mind runs away with me sometimes, a mans best friend is a dog?!!
Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy?
peace
celtic
with a twinkle in his mad third eye
It's obvious you're never had a canine companion.
Dogs are faithful dependable friends who can keep a secret forever, and they taste GREAT.
Hi Celtic,
You asked:
:a mans best friend is a dog?!!
Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy?
Oh that's an easy one. Cause men ARE dogs, silly.
Julie, who wonders how anyone could miss something so obvious
ROTFLMAO@NATHAN SATAN
The chinese like St. Bernard's....the Swiss don't like though. Folks eating your national symbol is too much.
ISP
Cause men ARE dogs, silly.
The accompanying implication regarding females and female dogs shall remain an implication for the moment.
COMF
Howdy COMF,
I remember discovering the *offensive word filters* on the old H20 - and the irritation of finding out that I could get the word *bitch* approved, but not the word *bastard.*
I could get the word *vagina* passed, but not *penis.*
Both are proper terms (in some circles) - but only the female form was approved. I figured that a man set the standards.
Btw, all the posts were removed when a moderator figured out what I was doing. I complained about the sexist standards, and some unknown moderator just *sighed*, explaining that the filters were built into the program - presumably by a man. I further complained, and the moderator, *sighing* said that no one wanted to spend the time reformatting the program. I then *sighed*.
My dog was my only friend. I told my wife that every man needs at least two friends, so she bought me another dog. Henny Youngmen
waiting
The more I see of people, the more I love my dog. (In a purely platonic sense, Of course!)
FreeFallin
No one can be my best friend if I have to shovel their shit for them.
ashi
Well, man's best friend isn't going to be a sea monkey, is it? I mean, I bought the sea monkey kit, waiting excitedly for them to start dancing around in their top hats, and all they did was slowly simmer to death on my window cill throughout the summer months. No, I'm sure much more interaction and entertainment is to be had in the company of a dog.
Besides, dogs, like men, can be kept happy for hours on end chasing a ball around a field.
:-)
