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SWM

This morning I saw a couple of Jehova's witnesses strolling through the neighbourhood. The wise-ass in me decided to stick a note on the door saying: "I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR FALSE GOD. KEEP ON WALKING."

After an hour of watching CNN I heard a loud noise and I ran up to my front door. The glass I had stuck the note on was thrown in with a BIBLE.

Here is a picture of my window

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/satanwantsme/window.jpg

mouthy

I couldnt open that....Do you think the JWS done it?

Welcome to the board

loosie

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/satanwantsme/window.jpg

not it's clickable Mouthy.

What kind of bible? Report this valdalism to the police.

Hope4Others

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/satanwantsme/window.jpg

Thats rather odd, but welcome to the board.

h40

momzcrazy

I'd be mad too. Report it to the police.

momz

jambon1

I smell bullshyte, but welcome to the board anyway.

Casper

Welcome to JWD...

I seriously doubt JWs are responsible for your window.

Cas

BFD

DAYUM!

Was is a NWT?

I think the police should get involved. I'm sure the police could visit the local KH to find out who might have been witnessing in your neighborhood today.

Welcome, btw.

BFD

AK - Jeff

So, what happened?

Their false God Jehovah shattered your window by divine means unknown
Their false God Jehovah, by means of Holy Spirit, caused righteous indignation to come up into them and the Jw's shattered your window with a NWT Bible
Just an angry, non-Holy Spirit filled Jw, upon seeing your note, shattered your window with his Bible
The angry Jw found another non-NWT Bible in the area, and chose that instrument to shatter your window to alleviate suspicion from his religion and his God
Your window was shattered by a sonic boom created as Armageddon began in your neighborhood
Your window reacted negatively to the adhesive used to attach the note to your window and became brittle, shattering when the Jw's removed the note
Coincidence of your window shattering at the very hour [to speak in biblical terms here] that you opposed the Jw's activity
Your window was already shattered and you forgot or were unaware until you went to check on the Jw's in the area

Welcome to the board. If you have such power to affect these folks, we can use your help. If God is acting against you so actively, we could likely use your absence to advantage also.

Interesting first post.

Jeff

momzcrazy

I think it was Satan trying to frame the Witnesses.

momz

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