by IP_SEC 28 Replies latest jw friends
I used to give this talk and one of the scriptchas was titus 2:3. Aged women not be false accusers, not be given to a lot of wine. I would make this stupid, stupid pun on the word wine/whine.
Any lamer jokes you remember from talks, wotnot? I appologise to womans everywhere for my lame joke at their expense.
I appologise to womans everywhere for my lame joke at their expense.
Yea, you do like to tease us, don't ya??!!!
I still haven't forgiven you for that "coming north" thread......paybacks are a YOU KNOW WHAT!!
I still luvs ya!!
shell
Nothing comes to mind, Ippy. Of course, you always expected lame jokes at the Hall. It's not like you can put a dirty limerick in a public talk.
Ahh shell-shell cant an ex-con ever get a break around up in here? Im very very sorry. I'll come and visit you for reals some time soon.
It's not like you can put a dirty limerick in a public talk.
LOL I once DID know a girl from Nantucket!!!
We had a CO who told a story about how when he came into the truth, a family member protested and warned him about getting involved with the JWs.
I'm paraphrasing, but he said something like,
"My cousin who I grew up with and was very close to was very upset when I got the truth. He used to try to discourage me saying things like, 'They'll brainwash you!' I told him 'That's fine by me! My brain needs a good washing!"
At which the congregation nodded, chuckled, and smiled.
Wow.
Ahh shell-shell cant an ex-con ever get a break around up in here? Im very very sorry. I'll come and visit you for reals some time soon.
I don't expect anything less from you.
Actually this summer I'm thinking seriously about a road trip. Always have wanted to see the back roads of LA.....
I'd like to "experience" meeting some,......don't know how to put it..........people in the "arts".
people in the "arts".
OMG lol ok! I know all the back roads as they are usually my route of choice!
Ya know, Ippy, I have a hard time imagining alot of us in a Kingdom Hall. It really seems like all that happened to someone else, it was sooo long ago.
If I went back now, I'd have to take my cooler.
If I went back now, I'd have to take my cooler.
Ditto here....I can see it now.......You and me sitting with the cooler between us.......Taking shots every 5 minutes. Or we could play the, "every time they say jehovah, take a shot" game!!
