http://www.bitoffun.com/Stupid_Laws.htm
Massachusetts
- You may not, at any time take a crap on your neighbor.
I have decided to move. Shall Boston be my new home?
by sweetface2233 10 Replies latest social humour
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sweetface2233
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oompa
ewwwwwwwww................oompa
gotta wonder what case forced that law!
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crazyblondeb
I think I need to move out of missouri!!
It is illegal to have oral sex.
It is not illegal to speed.
In this small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday. (Buckner)
Hard objects may not be thrown by hand. (Excelsior Springs)
Worrying squirrels will not be tolerated. (Excelsior Springs)
Minors are allowed to buy shotguns however, they may not purchase cap pistols. (Kansas City)
Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited. (Kansas City)
Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters. (Marceline)
It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law). (Marquette)
Frightening a baby is in violation of the law. (Mole)
It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants. (Natchez)
Dancing is strictly prohibited. (Purdy)
It's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. This law refers back to the extinct Italian celebration, Hill Day, when beer was served in buckets. (St. Louis)
A milk man may not run while on duty. (St. Louis)
No person may own a PVC pipe. (University City)
No person may have a "yard sale" in their front yard. In addition to this, no person shall have more than two yard sales a year. (University City)
Houses may not have lights on them that shine into the window of a neighbor's house. (University City)
It is illegal to request for someone to "watch over" your parked car. (University City)
One may not honk another's horn. (University City)
Four women may not rent an apartment together -
Homerovah the Almighty
Those were fun to look at Sweetface
There has to be someone on the forum that lives or knows the area that your thinking of moving to just keep
asking, as your probably aware of all that entails when you make a move,
Hope you find a place that makes you happy and content !
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sweetface2233
Actually Homie, I was looking into BC.
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BFD
You big flirt. No wonder you get suggestive pms.
If you want to move to Bumfuck, NY I have a pretty big house. Do you do windows?
BFD
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zagor
crazyblondeb are you serious?
I think States are becoming way over regulated, its like a big version of WTBS.
You should all move downunder lol
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dinah
I thought Alabama would be funnier than this, you should see what our legislature does. They are pathetic. I'll bet I could find better ones.
I bolded the ones that made me laugh.
WTF are "blow out nuts"? Inquiring minds want to know. Any idea, BFD?
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.
Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
Children of incestuous couples are deemed legitimate.
Interracial couples may not marry. (Repealed)
No billiard hall may operate a trap-door to a place where persons gather for "immoral purposes".
No persons may sell "blow-out nuts".
It is illegal to stake a horse on a highway.
Hunting is not allowed on Sunday.
Sex toys are banned throughout the state.
You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street. (Anniston)
If an animal control officer is in uniform, it signifies to the public that he is an animal control officer. (Huntsville)
It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger than the diameter of his thumb. (Jasper)(Also known as the rule of thumb)
It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday. (Lee County)
It is illegal to howl at ladies within the city limits. (Mobile)
It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels. (Mobile)
It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses. (Montgomery)(Repealed) -
Homerovah the Almighty
That Massachusetts law wouldn't suit me I'm always taking a crap on my neighbor
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Farkel
:Shall Boston be my new home?
If you love American History, Boston is the town for you. If you love to eat franks and beans every Sunday, Boston is it. Why do you think they call it "beantown." The Boston/Cambridge area has more Universities and Colleges than any city in America: over 90, including Harvard and MIT. Lexington and Concord are close by and are rich in American Revolutionary History. The Boston Common (park) is wonderful. The North Church ("one if by land, two if by sea"), Paul Revere's home (designed for midgits), the U.S.S. Constitution ("Old Ironsides") and many, many other wonderful things to see are there, including the Freedom Trail.
The original "Cheers" bar ("The Bull and Finch") is near the Common.
On the otherhand, you must get used to losing two or three knuckles from your fingers and toes each winter, due to frostbite. If you are not a liberal, you just might get shot. Logan Airport sucks. There is a LOT of racial tension in Boston. I've spent a decent amount of time there. My former wife grew up there. Then she moved to San Diego and never wanted to go back.
Your call.
Farkel
