Give 'Em Hell, Apostates!

by Farkel 36 Replies latest jw friends

  • GentlyFeral
    GentlyFeral

    Let's see,

    • Field misery
    • Field slavery
    • Theocraptic Misery School
    • SAD = "Special" Assembly Day
    • Jehoagie (the deity or the sandwich?)
    • The Spoof
    • Boasting Session / Grand Boasting Session
    • Hounder / Hounder-Hounder
    • Elderette
    • DEEEEEEEEMINZ!!

    gently feral

  • Bring_the_Light
    Bring_the_Light

    not mine, favorites from another thread (sorry don't remember who gets credit, please claim) Dub-grub = spiritual food Dub-snub = shunning Dub-flub = WTS doctrine dim light = what happened before noo Liight Mine: Dub-love = fake culty conditional love Dub-chub = as in "the GB member took the stage and the audience popped a giant Dub-chub" as in boner, as on getting excited on cue for things not worthy of excitement Filthful and Disgraced Slavekeeper Dub-bud = emotional blackmail

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    I have come up with a few:

    • Boasting sessions. Big, great, and grand boasting sessions.
    • Hounders and hounder-hounders.
    • The Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger.
    • Washtowel Babble and Crap Slaveholdery Corporation
    • Washtowel and Asleep magazines.
    • Value Destroyer Training School.
    • The New Dark Ages (instead of the new order).
    • Worldwide Pedophile Defense Fund.
    • Embarrassment badges.
    • Kingdumb Malady.
    • Reject Jesus Party, also called the Black Sabbath.
    • Waste of Paper Distribution Campaign (for any tract, NR, or invitation campaign).
    • Waste of paper (for any tract, NR release, or invitation).

    And I am sure more will be invented.

  • worf
    worf

    Unfaithful and Indiscreet Slavemasters.

    Jdumbs.

    Worf

  • Anti-Christ
    Anti-Christ

    Whacked tower bull shit and crap society

    Armageddon out of here ( heard that one in a movie)

  • AWAKE&WATCHING
    AWAKE&WATCHING

    lol - *sticky note*

  • chickpea
    chickpea

    the b0rg(anization)

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    Why stop at blaspheming such a small, obscure, and young sect?

    I'm as much an apostate from Christianity as I am from JWism.

    I like terms like Deadbeat Deity and Cosmic Sperm Donor to describe the God of the deists.

    Imaginary Friend in the Sky, Murderous Bastard, Jealous Bastard, Ineffectual Buffoon, and Supremely Conflicted Nutjob aptly describe the God of the theists.

    When I die, God will have had the last laugh.

    So it's all in good fun.

    Right, Eternally and Mysteriously Hidden One?

  • Mickey mouse
    Mickey mouse

    My, my, my. How far we've come in just the last ten years.

    Indeed! Just think what the next ten years will bring for the WBTS!? Ever more people having internet access is the worst thing to happen in the history of the borg.

    Mickey.

  • Mary
    Mary

    Here's a few I like:

    • The Slobbering Body Mumbles
    • The Feckless and Incontinent Slobber Class
    • The Craptower
    • The Craptower Blubber and Trash Society
    • The Borg(anization)
    • Noo and Improved Lite
    • Circus Overseers
    • Rutherfraud/Rutherbooze
    • Ted Jackass
    • Cheese and Cracker Bros

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