How to survive the Distict Convention

by is there help out there 12 Replies latest jw friends

  • ldrnomo
    ldrnomo

    If you have to go, make a showing in the morning make sure as many as possible see you there, then when it starts leave go to the city do some shopping then go back for the lunch break say hi to everyone make another showing then when the afternoon starts, leave again go to a movie. Then go home and if anyone misses you tell them that you had to leave right after.

    LD

  • justhuman
    justhuman

    BASICALLY DON'T GO

    If you have to go then find a nice place so you can sleep during the Convention. A chair next to the wall and last seats it is just find. ENJOY YOUR SLEEP...I DID IT AND IT WORKED JUST FINE

  • oompa
    oompa

    If you HAVE to go...three words...text...text..text!...Oh what fun...esp if you can text really funny or naughty things to others in the crowd and get them to explode with laughter as the grab to smother it with their hands....Also...laser pointers are good....plus there is the count as many hats and lime green dresses as you can....yeah people watch...or babewatch. Gut check here....better sit down....voulunteer to clean the restrooms!!!!!! OMG....that is a sure free pass to heaven!! ....................oompa

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