Any guesses?
When will Mickey Mouse get it on with Minny next
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Satanus
Ask disney corporate execs.
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Dagney
you bored?
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flipper
WHA HAPPENED- Well bro, if Minnie and Mickey started their relationship in the early 1930's when they were first created - and they haven't gotten it on yet- I think Minnie is pretty well past menopause by now ! It ain't gonna happen. Sorry to let you down. Peaceout, Mr. Flipper
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JK666
wha,
I heard that Mickey and Minnie got a divorce.
The judge asked Mickey why he thought Minnie was crazy.
Mickey said: "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was f**king Goofy!"
JK
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OnTheWayOut
From http://www.angelfire.com/nj/MMania/MickeyMouse.html
Are Mickey and Minnie married????? According to Walt Disney, Mickey and Minnie Mouse have never been married on screen. But, in 1933, during an interview with Film Pictorial, Walt said, "In private life, Mickey is married to Minnie... What it really amounts to is that Minnie is, for screen purposes, his leading lady." Two years later in 1935, he told Louise Morgan in the News Chronicle "There's no marriage in the land of make-believe. Mickey and Minnie must live happily ever after." The discussion of Mickey and Minnie's wedding has been fueled by the 1932 film Mickey's Nightmare in which Mickey falls asleep in the armchair instead of meeting Minnie at the local dance. Mickey dreams of being married to Minnie and is surrounded by numerous little Mickey mice. Then in 1935, a cover for for the sheet music "The Wedding Of Mister Mickey Mouse" shows a picture of a beaming Mickey, dressing in a tux, leading Minnie, dressed in a veil, from the church to the happy cheering of Horace Horsecollar and Clarabelle Cow. This music was a Novelty Fox-trot with music by Franz Vienna and words by Edward Pola with special permission by Walt Disney. I think that totally clears it up, NOT.
From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnie_Mouse
Marriage to Mickey
Walt Disney said in a 1933 interview, "In private life, Mickey is married to Minnie. A lot of people have written to him asking this question, because sometimes he appears to be married to her in his films and other times still courting her. What it really amounts to is that Minnie is, for screen purposes, his leading lady. If the story calls for a romantic courtship, then Minnie is the girl; but when the story requires a married couple, then they appear as man and wife. In the studio we have decided that they are married, really." Also, in House of Mouse Mickey mentions his and Minnie's anniversary implying that he and Minnie are married.
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OnTheWayOut
Disney is a family-oriented business.
Regardless of whether they are clearly married or not,
they are perpetually young and active. They have been
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Priest73
Never. My neighbor just fed minny to his snake.
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Priest73
jesus christ. THAT was my 4000th post?
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Bring_the_Light
I hope their married, because if they have the same last name "Mouse" and are just dating, one broken condom could mean a whole litter of deformed little mices. That wouldn't help the image of the happiest place on Earth. :)
Are Mickey and Minnie married????? 
According to Walt Disney, Mickey and Minnie Mouse have never been married on screen. But, in 1933, during an interview with Film Pictorial, Walt said, "In private life, Mickey is married to Minnie... What it really amounts to is that Minnie is, for screen purposes, his leading lady." Two years later in 1935, he told Louise Morgan in the News Chronicle "There's no marriage in the land of make-believe. Mickey and Minnie must live happily ever after." The discussion of Mickey and Minnie's wedding has been fueled by the 1932 film Mickey's Nightmare in which Mickey falls asleep in the armchair instead of meeting Minnie at the local dance. Mickey dreams of being married to Minnie and is surrounded by numerous little Mickey mice. Then in 1935, a cover for for the sheet music "The Wedding Of Mister Mickey Mouse" shows a picture of a beaming Mickey, dressing in a tux, leading Minnie, dressed in a veil, from the church to the happy cheering of Horace Horsecollar and Clarabelle Cow. This music was a Novelty Fox-trot with music by Franz Vienna and words by Edward Pola with special permission by Walt Disney.