I'm almost tempted to go to the assembly this sunday....
Redevelopement work is taking place in Newcastle England, and the latest part of this is for the former Scottish and Newcastle brewery (where they brewed newcastle brown ale for years) to be blown up on Sunday morning. Demolition is scheduled for around 930 am.
A few hundred metres from the demolition site is the Newcastle Telewest arena where the district assembly is being held this weekend, the days program starting around the same time as the demolition.
Can you imagine how 8000 witnesses are going to react when during the openning prayer asking for armegedon to come there is suddenly a loud explosion and the building begins to shake!!!!!!! Roflmao!